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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

BLOG LAYOUT

so here i am again, blogging at the most inappropriate times, 6h before my hy1101 paper where i only finished studying half of but is ok cos... its an OPEN BOOK!!!!
*thanks god for being so nice for once*

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so aniwae did some slight changed to my blog layout (nt much diff i know but it took me 3h to get these changes so give me some credit lahs)

the ultra cute cow pic is from dis ultra duper talented guy w a sadistic humour to much... http://lexidh.deviantart.com/gallery/

i like :)

n of course if ur gonna make fun of beef, u might as well make fun of eggs as well... cant wait till he does a series of pork pics (of course he gotta be careful of al qaeda if he does tt or they might jus bomb his hse)

so cute :)

but im still having probs w the music vid... how come its so small?!?! nvm ill try to fig tt when im NOT having exams n am free enuf to do insig things like tt. but the vid is one of my faves frm garbage abt a hot bod blonde cross dressing boy- which explains the vid actually... but ull only realize it if u watch it. n le sigh... shirley manson is HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!

aniwae so heres some of the lyrics if u feel like singing along like i always do haha:

Garbage- Cherry Lips

She gave you everything she had

But she was young and dumb

She'd just turned twenty-one

She didn't care to hang around

So when the shit came down

Why she was nowhere to be found

This life can turn a good girl bad

She was the sweetest thing

That you had ever seen

(Bridge)

You're such a delicate boy

In the hysterical realm

Of an emotional landslide

In physical terms

With your cherry lips and golden curls

You could make grown men gasp

When you'd go walking past them

In your hot pants and high heels

They could not believe

That such a body was for real

It seemed like rainbows would appear

Whenever you came near the clouds would disappear

Because you looked just like a girl

Your baby blues would flash

And suddenly a spell was cast

(Bridge)

(Verse2)

You hold a candle in your heart

You shine the light on hidden parts

You make the whole world wanna dance

You bought yourself a second chance

(Chorus) x2

Go Baby Go Go

We're right behind you

Go baby Go Go

Yeah we're looking at you

Go baby Go Go

Aw we're right behind you

Go Baby Go Baby

Yeah we're looking at you

(Verse2)

(Bridge)

(1/2 Chorus)

whoopeeeee 4 more hours to study half a mod :(

but is ok cos aft dis paper ill be left w 1 paper

AND im ending exams on sat!!!!!

*laughs at all u sad souls who finish NEXT WEEK MWAHHAHHAHAHAAAAxxx* x10000

assterixx @ 8:32 PM | comment

Sunday, April 23, 2006

GUMMI BEARS!

THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS

"Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness."

."Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body."

."Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity."

."Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires."

."Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath."

."Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation."

."Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work."

n lastly, heres a gummi orgy!

yum :)

assterixx @ 1:38 PM | comment

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

I IS HAPPY

despite being surrounded by smelly prc guys n other assorted scholars w eye sore inducing fashion sense (which keeps gettin me distracted),

despite sitting beside some uber irritating guy who keeps shooting me irritated glances cos me n denise are bein jus a little bit nt quiet, AND being inconsiderate cos HE is the one sitting at a LAPTOP charging point WITHOUT a laptop, he STILL has the nerve to give me a bu shuang face when i asked him NICELY to shift an eensy bit cos his big ass is hogging like 10 power points, WHICH is in super shortage here (seriously if nus was to suffer a short circuit, it wld be cos of their stinginess w providing power points leading to ppl attempting to stuff 5 chargers into a single socket w the use of 3 adaptors)

despite stupid stingy nus, who overcharges us by charging $6000 per sem for me to freeze my ass off on a BACKLESS PILLOWLESS METAL BENCH (my ass is used to princess treatment ok tts y its all so cute n perky nw haha)

yes despite being surrounded by smelly ppl (nus shld start investing in air fresheners),

despite being in constant danger of being plunged into darkness cos of the severely overused severely underprovided power sockets

DESPITE all tt,

its all ok n i wont complain COS

MY 2 WEEK LATEASSIGNMENTS WERE ALL ACCEPTED AFTER ALL :D:D:D:D

thus i am in a veryveryvery good mood

yays

was actually damn apprehensive abt looking for my essay at the hist general office cos i had dis bad feeling tt i wldn find them, either tt or they wld be unmarked w the a note saying tt it was too far past the deadline to be accepted, or tt i wld have to go see the tutor personally to explain the lateness of the papers etc

BUT

its ok cos i managed to find my papers in the end w a rather decent grade in the end :)

c+ for hy1101 n b+ for chi biz

except i tink i shldn put in anymore effort into my wk

so far all the essays tt i actually bothered researching on ie. sea n hy 1101 n sport n hist presentation, which meant actual trips to the lib, actual footnotes tt were from real books n properly structered n planned essay, earned me a mere b-, c+ n b- respectively which esp sucked cos my tut act mentioned tt there was histrorical inaccuracies

hello all my facts were frm reserach bks leh how to be in accurate?!

AND

the best part is, all the papers which i didnt do any research for ie. lit2101 n chi biz, i act managed to get both b+ :D for the lit paper i managed to cut n paste off 6 websites to form a rather incoherant essay finished in 24h, n the chi biz essay, i used 2 sets of lect notes n another 5 fictatious sources, n rubbished out 2500 words. it was so full of crap n unstructered tt i actually managed to change my entire thesis qn 6h before the submission of my paper.

n cannot say tt the chi biz i did well jus cos i was pitted against all the smelly prcs who tink they haf an edge over us cos its CHINESE biz ok... i managed to do it with LIT as well where ppl speak in prose like "the rain in spain falls mainly over the plain" or "how now brown cow" etc.

ok fine i admit im rambling cos its cold

BUT my fact is i shld jus stop putting in effort in my wk

cos den ill jus be a b+ student all the way

thus since my brain prob gets very stressed by too much intellectual input, i shld jus use my NATURAL intellegence which is simply OVERFLOWING when to do an excellent essay instead :)

assterixx @ 12:33 AM | comment

Monday, April 17, 2006

ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE RANTY/BO LIAO POSTS WHICH JUST SERVES TO WASTE MORE TIME

blog surfing, i see how almost 3/4 of the recent entries have been dedicated to pursuits of non-studying ie. blog surfing, blogging, eating, sleeping etc

unfortunately, dis entry shall join the ranks of those previously mentioned

I NEED TO START SERIOUSLY STUDYINGGGGGGGGGG
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in 96hours, ive successfully slept 46h away, n spent a measely 12h studying,

n the rest of the 38h doin an assortment of the following:

eating

reading mags

starting AND finishing "house on sprucewood lane" abt paedophiles

playing with my rabbits n trying to train them to jump over each other (boredom drives u to do weird things)

n all the other mundane things like dinner w the fam, church, tuition etcetc

wat was sup to be a fun-filled, study hard play hard kinda weekend w SHOPPING w xiu,faith n na, SEAFOOD DINNER w some of the rocker girls, n CLASS OUTING w the class (duh) obviously all din come to pass for a whole lot of reasons whch i shall nt elaborate on cos ill feel all sad tinkin bout it :(

well ok i did manage to do some studyin w denise (note the word SOME) at mp lib but obviously got all distracted w mags n (as usual,) the infamous denise bitchiness n "wld u rather" qns

OH BUT WAHHAHHAHAHAAAA

before u all puke ur dinner, check dis out

I LOOK LIKE JESSICA ALBA!!!!!!
mwahhahahahhahahahaaaaax10000

(i tried w all these other pics as well to ensure the accuracy of the test... but damn cld only find 2matches... sigh)

n yes dis is a face test nt a bod test so jus ignore the bod :p

but ok lah i also got like these 2 other ppl:

JANG NARA

(haha zhihao looks like some pervy old fart... cannot help it must post dis up)

hello how the hell am i sup to look like dis sweetie pie?! so ian;s type

ooooh but apparently i REALLY look like dis REALLY HOT thai actress too :)

altho i personally don see any resemblance at all

WORANUCH WONGSAWAN

(ok lah zhihao nt bad also... haha look like auntie-killer bae yong jun (unfortunately i tink he jus looks uber nerdy... a typical engin geek.. actualli both byj n zhihao do haha))

pretty rites? :)

yesyes which means tt by simple association,

I AM ALSO PRETTY :D:D:D:D:D

ok but dis one was abit of an insult...

I LOOK LIKE CHELSEA CLINTON?!

(in 1 of the pics at least)

doesnt she remind u of xu chunmei...

or even... abigail chay?

(im sorry i know its mean n all, but the 1st time i saw her on tv on under one roof when i was 8, i was scared out of my wits... the whole low voice n unearthly huge mouth..)

OMFG DOES TT MEAN I LOOK LIKE THEM TOO?!

oooh n presenting to u,

ABANG THE TERRORIST :)

altho i haf no idea how they cld really see the guys facial propertions etcetc under all tt facial hair

have fun guys :)

www.myheritage.com

assterixx @ 8:45 AM | comment

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

SPOT THE SIMILARITIES
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PT1

SPOILT 1995

SPOILT 1998
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SPOILT 2000

SPOILT 2003

SPOILT 22 MARCH 2006

SPOILT 29 MARCH 2006

SPOILT 11 APRIL 2006

SPOILT 12 APRIL 2006

other than the fact tt theyre all electronic gadgets, can u guess what else they haf in common?

EXCELLENT GUESS!

they have all been, in someway or another damaged by me,

CHARLOTTE CHEW, QUEEN OF DESTRUCTION

jus a friendly warning to make sure ur super careful with ur electronic items arnd me ok :)

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PT2

(spot the similarities again!)

LOST 2002

LOST2003

LOST 2003

LOST MARCH 2005

LOST AUG 2005

LOST FEB 2006

yes excellent answer again!

similarity1: theyre all handphones

similarity2:

they have all been LOST BY (*drumrolls again*) ONCE AGAIN,

CHARLOTTE CHEW, QUEEN OF CARELESSNESS

n yes ur eyes arent tricking u, i lost the same model thrice

i dont know whether to laugh, cry or jus jump off a building really

hello wats the chances of ALL these electrical appliances meeting some kind of not nice ending when used by me?!

perhaps we shld haf a "aid the poor electronically jinxed char fund" where ppl can donate all their 2nd hand elec goodies

i sure wldn mind

jus make sure u don mind if i spoil/lose them within the year

assterixx @ 2:20 PM | comment

Monday, April 10, 2006

BOREDOM BLOGGING

its amazing tt im actually posting so many times this week...

i bet its cos im procrastinating WAYYYYY too much so jus findin stuff to do while time ticks away n it gets closer n closer to the deadline

ARGHHHHHHHH

OMFG

ull nv believe wat happened to me tho

I JUST CRASHED MY 2ND COMP IN 2WKS

arghhhhhhhh

ok lah tho i admit dis time it wasnt really my fault cos abang doesnt really maintain his comp tt well... but yeah the feeling of it dying in ur hands is kinda sucky

2 comps plus my mom's cam

all spoilt within 2wks

im a walking tech catastrophe man

so here i am sitting all alone in the kr comp room (which is actually damn conducive for studying cos the aircon stays on as long as u want AND its damn quite) TRYING desperately to finish my essay

sighs

ok ill stop moping but heres a really true post from our dearest

alvyncheong about smoking

for once, hes actually put his angst to good use

haha enjoy

**disclaimer: tho i dont support smoking, i do agree that u can die frm a multitude of other ways much quicker than from smoking so wats the pt of all those gross pics?**

http://alvyn.blogspot.com

(happy now? :p)

4.10.2006
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Mass murderer.

Killer without a conscience.

Smoking, indeed, does kill. How many singaporeans die everyday due to smoking-related diseases? Countless, my friend. For every cigerette you smoke, you take 3 years off your life.

Kinda sad isn't it? Looking at the way the government has to dissuade people from smoking.

Well, I'm sorry PAP. I'm not going to back you up on this one.

In my opinion, its a load of bullshit. Smoking kills, that's an undeniable fact, not to mention, its bad for your health in the short run as well.

But hey, let's take a look at the hypocrisy here shall we. On every single fucking box of cigerettes you buy, there's bound to be some gross photo of a human brain, a withered baby, a comatose man, and oh God, the best of them all, a MAN smoking with his family in the background coughing away.

So many things that're just plain wrong.

First of all, if the Surgeon-General is so fucking concerned about the health of Singaporeans, why isn't he printing labels such as "Fat kills", "Beware of Mad-Cow-Disease", "Trans Fat kills you", on beef and pork in supermarkets. Or how about this, "Avian Flu is a silent killer", on every single fucking packet of poultry product in the supermarket.

Hey! I've got an even better idea. Since so many Singaporeans are dying, or are injured in road accidents every year, why don't the Surgeon-General paste LIFE SIZED DECALS on EVERY CAR showing a decapitated body, followed by the text "DRIVING MAY BE FATAL FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY", then charge exhorbitant prices for cars to dissuade people from driving? Oops, already done? Oh. Yeah. Coe. I forgot, silly me.

OR OR OR HOW ABOUT THIS.

Since everybody's so concerned about health nowadays, let's all place stickers on MRT trains. "Sitting on the track may be fatal for you." followed by a photo (LIFE SIZED OF COURSE) of a man who just got run over by a train.

Great idea, no?

Next up. Why is it that in every offensive photo on the cigerette box, the protagonist is always a male? The Man's smoking and harming his family. The Man smoked and is now lying comatose in a hospital bed. The Man's smoking, thus he's an arsehole. What blatant penis-envy.

Smoking's bad, I'm not argueing against that. It kills, it harms you bla bla, yes everybody knows the story of The Man Who Smoked, but ultimately it's still our choice as young adults (Sorry, ADULTS) whether or not we want to smoke - be it social or chain smoking. What makes you think that a silly sticker on a cigerette box is going to dissuade people from smoking? It's a naive and foolish waste of tax payers money. What makes you think that by raising the prices of cigerettes, smokers won't buy cigerettes? By raising the prices, you're only encouraging smokers to buy contraband cigerettes at a way cheaper price. I'm not going to argue in detail as it'll take too damned long, but the bottom line is, social problems will increase as a result of the government's decision to raise prices.

And I know you clowns will argue with the fail-proof answer, "Then don't smoke loh.

"Hey, it gets old. How about I tel you, "Hey don't eat pork, beef, chicken loh. Then you won't get heart problems, stomach problems, avian flu, mad cow disease, high cholestrol etc."

Or "don't drink alcohol lor then you won't get liver cirhhosis."

Or "don't drive lor then you won't be involved in any accidents."

"Don't even leave house. Then you won't get into any accidents or problems outside."

I'm off for a smoke break.

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Disclaimer: The author of this post regrets to inform all loyal readers that he is currently suffering from an acute bout of angst due to guailan course commanders, thus resulting in angsty postings. The author would take this chance to offer any offended readers a stick of Viceroy Menthols. Kthxdie.

Sigh alvyncheong, y cldnt u be so passionate bout gp? haha

assterixx @ 2:25 PM | comment

Sunday, April 09, 2006

I'M QUEEN!
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yes ive finally found smth im EXCEPTIONAL at
nt jus good or very good
but SUPERBLY EXCELLENTO HELLO-OH-MY-GOD-UR-SO-ULTRA-AMAZING-I-WANNA-WORSHIP-YOU-KINDA-GREAT
ok no its nt bullshitting or talking cock (altho i admit tt IS one of my better skills)
but YES all hail
QUEEN OF PROCRASTINATING!
ok the nxt section is jus ranting so u can ignore it if u wish
BUT if ur a fellow procrastinator (welcome my fren!), u might want to read it to make urself feel better :)
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NONSENSICLE RAMBLINGS
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i swear to god i tink ive spent in the last wk, 9h per day in front of the comp meaning to do my essay but somehow it forever remains as a mere minimized window.
n bcos of my superior powers of procrastination ive managed to blog, write i tink 10 testimonials on friendster, updated my pics n profiles, msned, did 5h worth of quizzes, watched 3 eps of australia;s nxt top model, 6 eps of america's nxt top model (wow im sure tt increased my brain power significantly) n countless other nonsensical time wasting things like blog surfing n doing research on how to make my sims2 couple conceive twins n if alien sims can have them too
FUN
n for the last 4 days, my essay of 1500 words has stagnated at 1385 words, with a huge chunk left to do which thus means i need to think more, write more AND edit more
AND my 2500 word chi biz essay is still stuck at the introduction phase w nothing more than skimpy 1/4 of a page scribblings of things like "why the chi biznessmen so ma fan one... y cant they be like everyone else n save us the trouble of researching old dead ppl like sun yat sen" n "im bored lalalalala got nth to write lalalalala"
n the best part of both essays?
the hist essay was due 2wks ago
n the chi biz essay was due 1wk ago
gdbye dreams of cap3.0
hello cap2.0 (nice to see u again)
ok i finished rambling
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A ME TEST
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oooooh quiz time!
thanks to yunwen who thanked jinx who has the most waste time but fun tests

Your view on yourself:

You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.
hello nt i say one hor... heh so stop making pukey noises when i proclaim my popularity n ever growing fan base :D

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend - you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior.
yes wow i bet tt jus scared half my guy admirers away... but yes my dream is to get married n haf kids so my husband gotta be of STANDARD...

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you meet that person.
true on all accounts.
i don like draggy r/s period.
mebbe tts y i haven been single for more than 2mths in the last 4yrs...

The seriousness of your love:

You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?
erm ok the 1st part is true when im drunk (ONLY WHEN IM DRUNK OK) but i don see the latter part bein true (hmph...)
n yes i admit im a very spur of the moment person n im capable of gettin tog w a person within a wk of knowing him
but i guess tts jus cos im all spontaneous, optimistic n nt easily hurt :)

Your views on education:

Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.
yes yes and yes again
so ultra uber true
mebbe tts y i don mind the whole graduating with an arts deg (*gasp shock*) w/o doing honours (*n even bigger gasp shock choke*) am willing to settle for a 2.5 n above... hello at least i still haf a cert
i mean my ultimate dream is to be a wife n mother (n other possible job options don require THAT much brainwk either) so yeah wats the pt in doin so well?

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.
true yet again
i don like risks
i don like knowing tt my monthly shopping n spa splurges cld easily be cut off anytime cos im gonna take some job risk (oh god im materialistic)
but yes i do take job security seriously

How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.
erm ok
i guess if dis is the same as me only wanting to do things im gd at den yeah i guess its me
i haf no self-confidence in my other abilities such as sport n intellectual sciency stuff

What are you most afraid of:

You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.
firstly, i don see how a spider popping out to scare u cld mean tt i have a self-image issue

but yeah watever, i do
i mean who doesnt want to be accepted n loved?

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

dan says im schizo im wondering if its true
yes im confident n all jumpy w energy but no i don haf mood swings
but at the end of the day how much of wat i portray to others is jus a facade
the true me is really a reserved person who keeps my true feelings only for my closests, n who hides behind the facade cos i jus dont know how to open up properly n even if i do, ppl wldnt be interested...
BUT its all gd cos i don really haf much to confide abt since im pretty optimistic n things don get me down easily :)
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aniwaes will post again soon w my skimpy collection of command pics, rooftop drinking n our timbre outing! :D
but till den go to jinx webbie to check the omg-she-must-haf-taken-at-least-5h-to-finish-post on command!
(hopefully by then ill haf conquered my fear of essays)
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assterixx @ 7:13 AM | comment

Thursday, April 06, 2006

A BACKLOG OF PICS
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okays i know i owe alot of ppl my good looking guys hall of fame
but due to some tech difficulties tt'll hafta wait for abit...
but till den, heres a mainly pic post
n a reallyreally brief one at that cos theres jus too many pics
enjoy!
n msn me for pics :)
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DANCE UNCENSORED 06'

THE SWAYERS