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Thursday, September 28, 2006

MAKING THIS A QUICK ONE SO I CAN GO BACK TO WATCHING PRISON BREAK :D
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k im doing this quicky blog post before i restart my marathon watching of PRISON BREAK :)
omg WENTWORTH MILLER IS SO HOT.
arghhhhhhhhhh broody moody woody n OH SO DESIRABLE...
yes hailin i finally agree with u that hes hot.

ive always wanted a bf with tats.
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speaking of marathon show watching,

show watching, its amazing how many shows ive finished watching this sem.

weeds season1 ep1-12

weeds season2 ep1-6

project runway season2 ep1-14

project runway season3 ep1-10

antm cycle6 ep1-12

supernatural season1 ep1-24

simpsons season8

family guy season4 ep1-28

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right now, im regearing up for GREY'S ANATOMY SEASON3, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES SEASON3, ANTM CYCLE7, CSI SEASON7 and SCRUBS SEASON5.

i STILL want to start watching MY NAME IS EARL, THE OC, NIP/TUCK, ONE TREE HILL, NUMB3RS, CROSSING JORDAN, 24, SNTC, BONES and AMERICAN DAD.

die lah.

im such an american trash tv junkie :/

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so aniwae,the main point of this post was actually to wish shenanabanana

HAPPY 20TH MUSHROOM! :D .

yes shes actually 20... nt 12!

her adorable cappucino cake with the teacup with the broken off cup handle :p .

ate at new york new york city hall where we queued for like an hour... altho i seriously din see the specialness of the place worth the hours wait. just another very standard american overpriced eatery ala nydc (thanks banana!) just that apparently this place has free pool (which was hogged all the way to the end anyway so we din get to play anything) and free candy floss (which by the time we wanted desert, they already dismantled and were washing up -.-"

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dix had some teensy-weensy almost non-existant veg lagsane.

maybe thats how she keeps in shape man... i shld try it too :/

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me ATTEMPTING the eat less way to losing weight thus the teensy sandwhich also :p

din work cos i managed to scarf down hall dinner AND these GLORIOUS beef and cheese melt sandwiches :D

tasted as good as the subway beef melt- but at twice the price and half the portion -.-" .

pretty pics time! :)

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troy.me.dafsilly troy was like running arnd frm table to table tryin to entertain both us n her law friends who was ALSO celebrating a birthday... but oh well at least we actually got to talk to her. during last sem she was so MIA i was inclined to think that she eloped or smth. n i FINALLY got her number cos apparently the number that ive been msging my last 1000000 msges to was her old number, thus the lack of replying, thus the assumption that she eloped.

k ill shut up now :p

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daf.banana.dix

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dix. me.chai.xiu

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clockwise: xiu.me(with the big gums... gahhhhh).banana.chai.daf

i donno how the rest managed to remain looking so normal lor whereas i look so sadisto-mad-serial-killer-person-ish :/
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n this is for xiu!

haha in case we dont have time to meet up for her birthday on the 3rd of oct :p heh nvm rabbit still has cat to celeb with so u two can make little cabbits quick! :D

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after nyny, off we went to zouk where THE CROWD WAS MAD.

i have nv (in my manymany wks of clubbing) seen a crowd as bad as that. seriously tho, we cldnt even get onto the dancefloor of phuture bcos most of the time we jus ended up being squashed btw hot, stick, smelly, gross guys who were prob too fat to move also.

too much moving arnd tryin to regroup cos everyone was going off for some reason or another n we kept losing ppl each other -.-

oh well good thing that nite was that i confirmed a job assignment!

ill be working at zoukout this yr :D

yayyyyyyy omg ultimate booby watch n 6pack hunt fiesta. hoho.

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all of us!

daf.troy.dix.banana.chai.xiu.me :)

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assterixx @ 5:54 AM | comment

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

TGIO0607'
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its over!
the biggest rockers event of the yr over within 2hours.
and im as proud as ever, to say that i was involved in this FANTASTIC exp.
this yr, we lost some AMAZING talents like sherry, ahleem, victor and all the rest of em'
but hey, we got just as many talents this yr to make up for them... mebbe lacking in the exp part but DEFINATELY talented :)
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on my part tho, i have to say I KNOW i improved.
hello i did SWEET CHILD O' MINE by GUNS N' ROSES without anyone covering their ears...
n of course I HATE MYSELF FOR LOVING YOU by JOAN JETT which was WAY easier.
but i really disappointed myself.
as in seriously seriously.
the perf in front of the rest of the rockers went GREAT as compared to the real thing where i TOTALLY screwed up the lyrics :/
i thought seniors performance was so much better somehow...
the songs werent as gd but at least i din forget the lyrics.
i have no idea why... mebbe i dont do well with ppl so up close and personal ala tgio?
oh wells.
all i know is that i put in my 100% n if it didnt turn out the way i wanted it to, its divine intervention and nt really my fault anymore :(
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NONETHELESS, i shant mope over spilt milk.
the band was seriously FABULOUS.
lin was electrifying. (see wat winning jamx gives u... loads of confidence!)
weiguang was damn steady. (he didnt forget to start for joan jett! yay!)
gerald was hot. (erm nt the bod trust me. his solos were.)
benpor was damn entertaining. (oooh love the mask, silk pants n high heels!)
rachel, on top of being HOT, was simply solid. (did i mention shes HOT? :D)
desmond is just talented- nuf' said. (the hair added to the adorability i must say tho :p)
thanks guys, for the WONDERFUL experience :)
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aniwae, heres presenting to you-
KR ROCKERS
TGIO0607
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BAND PICS!

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the hardrockers!

gerald/weiguang/desmond/lin/char/rach/benpor .

the goths

tim.laremy.lishi.ivan.huijuan.joel

(missing pam).

mambo!

terence.moses.yijia.shili.nicholas.ian

(missing keith).

the classic rockers

humsup.surath.boo.peklyn.jems

(missing lee).

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PERF PICS!

(for u poor souls who werent there :p)

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hoho me in my call girl dress :)

dont the ripped tights jus scream "im cheap! hire me tonight!" :p.

lin doing his rock god thing.

wah check out the neck veins also man.

(note: omg ive jus realised that most rock gods are DAMN SKINNY n have really huge mouths like steve tyler, axl rose etcetc... no wonder lin does it so well -.-").

i just think this shot is damn cool :D

the top hat was sup to be very slash i think. i thought it was abit more willy wonka tho :).

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FINALE FEMALES!

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boo.shili.lishi. char.

our dresses are oh so cheery! reminds me of apple picking season of smth :/

i thought we did AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN by SISTER ACT flawlessly tho... we finally had perfect harmonisation! :D.

yay a happy me pic!.

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RANDOM PICS!

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more run random pics :)

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presenting to you...

our rockers chair n vice chair! -.-"

thank god our comm member is a female. gay threesomes are SO nt cool..

n heres more gay advertising-

laremy promoting skin toner!.

n humps humping keith getting licked by lee!

tsktsk told you gay threesomes were uncool. this pic proves my point. no way wld i want to be in that threesome :p .

yes we hard rock chick are RED HOT.

*sizzles*.

ATTEMPTING to act cool. .

omg gerald looks like paul twohill!

ewwwwwwwwww!.

"omg is that a CAMERA?!"

ok truth is i have no idea why weiguang n i ended up posing this way :p
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hi oldies!

the alumni came to support us too... so sweet :).

we also had an eyewear n hairband fetish :D

martin chong with my pretty pink hairband, n me with his oakleys.

got a bit crosseyed after wearing that :/.

hoho. LOVED the aviators. shili bought them for ian... so sweet rite! i want one toooooooo! :D

n keith (as usual) looking quite dorky :p .

"white is SO my colour dont you think, dah-ling?" .

n of course, when theres wigs, theres wig swapping!

heh desmond is too cute for words i tell u :D.

heres an interesting game:

FIND THE WIG! .

n of course, hat fetish was also inevitable.

proof that pam's head is WAYYYYY too small..

and a new magic trick too!

no more rabbit outta a hat- its JEMS outta a hat now! :D .

i think she looks like she has hands sticking out of her head here :p

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oooh speaking of reindeer horns, heres the four-parter series of my love affair with them.

heh explains why im so "horny" :D

omg. i cant believe i just made a joke like that -.-

(if ur a frequent visitor of my blog, u may recognize these old pics)

pt1- rockers supper dec05pt2- after seniors perfpt3- after tgio pt4- drinking session!
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DRINKING SESSION PICS!

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n of course if u visit enuf too, ull realise that we ROCKERS are also BOOOOOOZERS :D

no tgio is complete w/o supper n lotsa alcohol :)

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the pizza was DAMN good.

dont let hums expression fool you..

n heres where me n boo went CRAZY boozing n photo whoring :D:D

new names one of the drinks tho,

MALIBU --> SMELLYBOO!

hurhur. ok nvm nt funny.

shall nt bore u with too many pics cos its mainly me n boo being way too highhh :)

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partners in alcoholism!.

yes boo we know we love ur SMELLYBOO :).

yay! my 2 FAVE alcohols have GOT to be BAILEYS & MALIBU :D

sheridans rocks too but i only have an empty bottle in my room :(

yay now jus waiting for peh to bring back my MALIBU frm duty free after his trip to thailand :).

it was over way too fast :(

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or maybe nt :) .

n when we're high, we force ppl to do silly things-

poor joel :D .

n heres rachel who went SUPER red after a sip of smth. vodka i think.

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n finally, to all my fellow rockers:

WE SO REALLY ROCK! :D

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(ok this is a damn sad way to end a long post like this but I GOT A JOKE TO SHARE!

i came up with it myself ok :)

HEY ROCKERS!

WE ROCKED SO HARD,

WE CREATED AN EARTHQUAKE!

yes ok ur sup to start laughing now.)

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i cant wait for the nxt rockers supper this fri :D

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assterixx @ 2:26 PM | comment

Sunday, September 24, 2006

The Airport to Me
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At 4,
it meant going to visit mommy at work.
It meant A&W curly fries and root beer and seeing mommy for the next few days instead of just the two hours every night before she went to work at the duty free shops as the night shift manager.
It meant simple uncomplicated joy.
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At 6,
it meant meeting the cousins.
It meant two straight weeks of fun.
Swimming, zoo, botanic gardens, cycling, going to the beach, playing camping in the garden, we did it all together.
The six of us.
It meant not a care in the world.
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At 8,
it meant seeing daddy off to china.
It meant hours of crying.
It meant no more good night kisses from daddy.
It meant sadness.
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At 10,
it meant your first trip on the airplane.
It meant a whole night of insomnia the night before, too excited to sleep a wink.
It meant excitement.
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At 11,
it meant daddy coming back from china.
It meant running into the arms of the man that meant everything to you in the world.
It meant presents and the smell of the familiar cologne that made everything that wasn’t alright, fine again.
It meant familiarity.
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At 13,
it meant seeing your father going back to china.
It meant no more screaming, anger, hurt and flying objects at home.
It meant peace and quiet.
It meant respite and relief.
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At 14,
it meant your first trip alone overseas without your parents.
It meant feeling like a bird learning to fly, were terrified but liberated.
It meant your first taste of freedom.
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At 15,
it meant sitting at burger king, trying to concentrate on your books while the guy of your dreams sat opposite you.
It meant trying to control yourself from reaching out to touch him and blurting out how much he meant to you and how much you wanted him to hold your hands.
It meant first love.
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At 16,
it meant studying for the O levels with your friends.
It meant hours of belting out teeny bopper pop songs together, cramming social studies notes, and practicing emath formulas.
It meant spying on hot guys at the other table, and both of you nursing your boyfriend problems.
Yours was the contemplation of what it meant when the boy of your dreams, supposedly your boyfriend, hadn’t called you for a month.
And you didn’t call back either.
It meant confused thoughts of a sixteen year old.
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At 17,
it meant going on the last date with the guy you knew was so wrong for you- only problem was that the guy didn’t know it was the last date.
It meant the breakup that happened at the viewing gallery, with the guy begging you not to move on, but you on the other hand, were like the planes, ignoring his pain and taking off because you knew you had to schedule.
It meant the hope of taking off for greener pastures.
It meant bittersweet hope.
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At 18,
it meant outings with friends just for fun.
It meant hours of sitting around laughing and playing with trolleys as if your were five, and free from any problems at all in the world.
It meant running away from all your pain and you problems.
It meant irreplaceable friendship.
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At 19,
it meant sending off he who was your best friend and your lover at the same time.
It meant pain.
And yet it also meant finding yourself again.
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At 20,
it meant seeing one friend after one friend you love flying off.
One after the other.
It meant knowing that your life just wouldn’t be the same without them around, but wishing that they’d do well wherever in the world they’d end up at.
It meant aiming for something like that one day.
It meant longing and ambition.
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At 22,
it would mean that you'd have gotten the job you’ve always wanted.
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Just left changi airport.
Sent two very good friends off to the same country within 6 hours of each other.
Won’t be seeing zhonghan for a year and sarah for about 3 months.
Decided to take the train back to school cos i wanted to relive the memories in the airport.
It has changed so much, and yet somehow, it still feels exactly the same.
Walked through both the departure and the arrival halls and saw the myriads of emotions all around.
Happiness, sadness, anticipation, worry, excitement, relief-
it was all there, all in a single concrete building.
As I walked down the cold glass paneled mrt station with its shiny tiled floored, echoes of my footsteps all around, cold sun glinting of all the clinical antiseptic feeling surfaces, devoid of any human warmth, devoid of love and emotions-
the memories came back, fast and furious.
Some good, some bad.
But all of which I’m thankful for.
From the only place that I have a slice of memory from every period of my life
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And at this exact point of time, it simply means nostalgia.
Sweet, simple and unadulterated.
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aniwae nuf indulging in the past,
heres to the present and the future!
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alritey bye darlings!
dont let the dreary uk cold get to u while we here in singapore get to soak up the humid atmosphere kays :)
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FLYING OFF TO THE UK PT1
24/09- 2am
BYE ZHONGHAN :(
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rockers with superstar for the night...
u better take care of lalabelles k! :( .
n heres the pic u insisted that i put up :).
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FLYING OFF TO THE UK PT2
24/09- 8am
BYE SARAH :(
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superstar in the making aisyah with her cap n HUGEASS sunnies, me looking beyond tired from being at the airport twice in 6hours, miss adorable ugg-booted sarah khaw ching wen, n he who stole my fren frm me nicholas :p.

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assterixx @ 8:40 PM | comment

Saturday, September 23, 2006

MY EXCITING (LAST) WKEND
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teehee before i start, i mustmustmust say,
alot of scandals scandals going on in ablk! :)
hoho let the drama unfold!
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aniwae haven picture blogged in a long time cos jus haven had the time and the mood.
thank god the wk in FINALLY OVER!
yippee for mid-sem break which'll give me time to recharge and catch up on 6wks of overdue readings -.-"
sigh.
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heres pics frm when i still had a life (ie. last saturday)!
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supported denise at her dance ensem perf where she did TERRIFICALLY cos she had to dance in 2 items PLUS be the ic for another...
its over k woman! so proud of u! :D
haha n nt to be thick skinned, but i love the balloon which i drew after the show which says: DENISE:
QUEEN OF THE DANCEFLOOR!
so creative rite :).
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then off to zouk with alvyn shabbir n 2 of their friends.

nt before getting lost for an hour in shabbir's car (from clementi, to rochor, to bugis to bukit timah, to suntec, to orchard, to clark quay, then FINALLY to zouk).

(have to add tho, i got FREE ENTRY cos the bouncer recognized me! yeah man im aiming for vip list soon :D)

heh too bad the muziko kinda sucked, so mad shabbir who had already paid the entry for everyone (cos he said since he wanted to club, he shld be paying), decided to go to mos WHERE HE PAYED ENTRY FOR ALL 6 OF US AS WELL. i swear hes mad. i think he coughed up a total of $200 for entry fees for all of us. PLUS he doesnt even drink. he smoked 1 cig n he got high already -.-"

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but aniwae, heres some fun pics :D

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playing with the green floor lights. yes we were high and bored..

n i like this pic cos i look small n skinny beside booby shabbir :D.

after mos, we went to smoke shisha (shabbir was hell bent on gettin me to smoke that nite for some reason). so after spending another hour being lost (YES AGAIN) (we went from clark quay, to nicoll highway, to geylang (to prostitute watch :D), n finally back to arab street) , we ended up here:.

smoking this:

(in case u dont know wat it is like how i didnt know what it was when i first saw it, its a shisha bong. cherry flavoured. apparently a kids version of ciggerettes with twice the tobacco but no nicotine. or smth like that lah i think i got the proportions of poisonous chemicals wrong :p).

oooh looks enjoyable!.

hoho looks orgasmic!

(but undeniably, EVERYTHING to alvyn is orgasmic. well everything to do with girls, drums and smoking aniwae. heh) .

so here i am, taking my virgin puff...which i swear to god, is my first n last.

i coughed till my lungs ached n my eyes teared and my throat burnt for 2 straight minutes.

ugh, ill nv understand the joy of ciggs lah.

which is a really gd thing for my pocket so joy :)

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n heres some other random pics:

a very stoned alvyn, a very hyper me n a very cute yellow car behind. .

which belongs to a very sweet kind generous shabbir!

i is loving he who is refusing to take my money cos he who is too generous to take girls money is a honey :D

teehee.

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and after that, we travelled all the way back from arab street to frigging CHOA CHU KANG to drop alvyn off.

on the way we watched the sunrise, and eventually, the sun get swallowed by the huge black thunder clouds, which eventually opened up spewing sheets and sheets of rain onto the unsuspecting world.

haha speak abt a bright and cheery good morning man.

n somehow, after dropping alvyn off at his place, despite the VERY DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS how to get back to nus, shabbir managed to get us LOST FOR THE 3RD TIME THAT DAY -.-" this time we ended up all the way at jurong bird park before managing to find the kje which linked to the aye which brought us to nus (finally).

n after which as i was preparing to sneak back to my room to slp, i was forced to play floorball for the block cos we had nt enough players as usual.

so i played 3 straight games of floorball n almost died of exhaustion on the smelly court :/

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and THAT was my exciting wkend last wk :)

more to come!

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assterixx @ 1:26 PM | comment

Thursday, September 21, 2006

TAKE AWAY THE PAIN
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i cant wait for this wk to be over.
the countless ibg sports.
the countless rallies.
the countless practices.
the angel mortal dinner.
the formal dinner.
tgio.
plus 2 fucking papers both due tmr.
one 7%, the other 20%.
god help me.
no seriously, i do need his help.
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best part is my fucking period cramps have been going on for the past 4hours.
all i wanted was to lie down and cry myself to slp.
but i cldnt cos i had to make my mortals presents, serve food, move tables, make conversation and pretend to be happy for the angel mortal dinner.
and to you too,
you really didnt help my situation much.
lets put it this way ok?
i dont believe u and im jus doing it bcos i consider u a as a friend.
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i want to start doing my essay now but i cant either cos agn starts now.
great.
im going to die tmr.
paper due at 12nn and 2pm.
lessons straight from 10 to 4, soundcheck from 4 to 6, makeup n costumes till 7, tgio after that.\
i want to go home :(
my mom said she's gonna cook my fave mee hoon kuay with lots of beef jus the way i like it but i dont know if i can go home in time..
i want to jus go to slp now and wake up, finding out that its finally saturday, and that tgio went great and my papers all finished...
if only :(
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GO AWAY.
JUST GO AWAY.
PLEASE.
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assterixx @ 6:08 AM | comment

Friday, September 15, 2006

SINGAPORE IDOL AGAIN
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so we (ie sarah and i) managed to get last minute tix to singapore idol: the final 3 after sonia's juniors (frm jasmine tye's class) passed her extra tix and she being the lazy bum she is, cldnt be bothered to go watch, and so me n sarah got the tix
wheeeeeeeeeee :D
alrite i din bring my cam yest cos admittedly i was lazy, so heres another collage stolen off sarah's blog again taken with her AMAZING cam phone which is uber flattering :D
shall try to post the uber bimbotic recording of us acting as mtv vjs which has always been our ultimate dream job :p
bimbotic, yes i know but hey! its alot more interesting than doctors, pilots, lawyers and wat not ok! :p
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k so aniwae,
2 of us sad souls tho, were relegated to the corner corner of the theatre in the midst of screaming jasmine fans, afraid to cheer for jon cos if we did, we might just be mauled by jasmine's overzealous parents leading cheers like those u learnt in sec sch.
i mean hello,
1,2,3
3,2,1
jasmine jasmine no1!
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quite disturbing to see middle-aged folks flouncing arnd waving arnd banners cheering like kids again :/
admittedly, jon fans had jus as juvenile cheers but firstly, they werent led by his PARENTS, and secondly, im nt gonna complain cos
WE LOVE JON!
YAY!
ok on to more imp things like the performances, i think jasmine was actually not bad. i mean her voice was actually alot better than i expected cos it sounded super grown up n pretty diva for someone her size
(SO UNLIKE HER PEER COULD-BE-MOUSEKETEER DAPHNE KOO OF SI1)
ok so my point was jasmine was nubbad... in fact i actually (with my eyes closed) liked her voice better than the guys... but then again this coming frm someone whos always preferred female singers to male isnt really fair.
but the guys were undeniably good lah.
hady a little too predictable and jon a little too non movey,
but overall BOTH QUITE GOOD LOOKING.
heh :)
BUT BUT BUT!
SHALL NOT BE DISLOYAL SO
SUPPORT JON LEONG!
(do i need the other shot of his neck-vein poppy out pic to justify again y? :p)
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in fact, both jon and hady came down to nus ucc (university cultural center) today to market jon to the nus audience.
unfortunately tho, it was really badly publicized cos of the last minuteness of the whole thing which was really dependent on whether jon wld be in the final2, a decision that gave ucc less than 24h to prep for his arrival.
i only got to know abt it at 450pm when boo called when he was supposedly arriving at 5 -.-"
3/5 of the dubious brothers (with lin!) guest starred with a few acoustic songs n made us so proud cos he sounded SO GOOD :D
but but but,
I FORGOT TO BRING MY CAM AGAIN!!!! :(((
i think im jus not fated to have pics with jon lah.
the only pic i took of jon before he was in si, was lost when the laptop it was in, crashed. for the first show i watched at mediacorp, i cld only get REALLY blurry pics of him. 2nd time round i din want to bring my cam cos i was in a really sucky seating position AND TODAY AGAIN WHEN I SAW HIM UP CLOSE AND FREAKING PERSONAL, I FORGOT TO BRING THE SODDING CAM!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SIGH
nvm lah according to boo, as long as u get to sit in jon's kangoo (its a super cute van for the 9/10ths of the population who doesnt know what that is -.-), it means ur a 1st degree gd friend already... n i got to sit in it TWICE :D
teehee.
nvm tho, i took 1 shot of both him n hady standing arnd with shili's cam which ill post up sooner or later :p
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n heres his autograph which we lined up for half an hour to get (friends obviously still no priveledges :/)
heh yeah man jon YOU OWE ME ONE
(the best way to pay tt back is to intro me to joakim gomez :D hahaha ok slightly paedolphilic fine i know... hady also can lah i dont mine :))
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ooooooh speaking of hady tho,
wow i HAVE TO admit, when he walked in with jon, boo marge and i jus kinda went "omg hes damn cute lah!"
as in on screen he looks kinda blah and appealish to the old ladies kinda thing, but
WOW
in person, hes DAMN BOY LAH!
(ok fine in the pic he looks damn uncle but TRUST ME hes ADORABLE in real life :))
heh n heres his autograph :D
i was actually quite impressed
this is gonna sound quite mean but erm... he wasnt as mat as i thought he shld be cos he actually spelt my name correctly!
heh yesyes n i shook his hand! nt gonna wash it for a long looooong time...
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BUT!
altho we may support hady cos hes cute,
VOTE FOR JON COS HE HAS THE MAKINGS OF A STAR!
do we really need another good boy, clean cut, bring home to meet ur parents type si winner?
one taufik is enuf.
we need a rebel.
we need a cool suave rock starish sly with better english skills and better diction.
AND JONATHAN LEONG IS THE STAR TO BE
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assterixx @ 10:27 AM | comment

Thursday, September 14, 2006

DOORBITCHING AT ZOUK
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ive always loved doing herstory doorbitching cos interesting things always happen.
but by far today was the most interesting :D
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aniwae heres jus me acting all zi nian :)
todays party was a punk-themed one so heres me chanelling my inner punk child
yeah man i is in loves with the mad eyeliner and funky backcombed hair..
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so aniwae,
one good thing abt doorbitching is that u get to know all the zouk bouncers which has GOT to be a positive thing when u want to get in on wed nites and the freaking queue snakes all the way to the damn river.
that n when u dont have a proper ic and have to use a photocopied version cos the actual one is lost in donno which bush in which corner of the world -.-"
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back to the topic of interesting events, heres wat started it all:
so this butch passed this note to my fellow doorbitch who was sup to pass it to me.
since we were BEYOND BORED, we decided to pass it to the bouncer on duty, who in turn decided to play a joke on this other hot bouncer named nicholas.
stupid nic actually REALLY thought it for him.
like omg how gullible cld u get?!
i swear tho, i did warn him nt to call! (jus to prove i did my part as a kind hearted soul :p)
but his ego was too big n he HAD to find out who the mystery note was from
(ok fine so we lied n said that pk was really a hot chick wanting to get to know him)
and so, he ended up calling her.
can u imagine?
pk was expecting a girls voice n got a guys voice.
nic was expecting a girls voice but got a really low man-ish voice.
picture perfect moment i swear.
his expression when he heard the butch on the phone was CLASSIC.
like a cross btw eating a sour grape and finding out he was adopted :/
it got even funnier cos when he put down the phone, the butch messaged him n asked him to pass the note to me (ie. girl in the black top)
he showed it to me with a super tulan face n told me to watch out cos he was gonna murder me soon.
haha.
if u go to zouk enough, ull know that theres this really middle-aged very manly butch bouncer named vicky whos always in black.
we were contemplating if we shld just pass her the note to make the call instead since she was in black as well :)
aiyah, either way i feel so sorry for nic cos he had to go thro the humiliation of like 8 people laughing at him (us 3 doorbitches and 5 bouncers who came all the way frm velvet and phuture jus to see him call back the supposed HOT BABE who wrote him the note)
too funny lah really.
and also too fun :D
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ok but if u really want to see SUPER warped expressions of shock, check out
this link
(warning tho, REALLY EXPLICIT IMAGES, very m18 content so pls watch with caution... uve been warned!)
seriously frigging disturbing :/
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assterixx @ 11:54 AM | comment

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

HAPPY BIRTHDAYS & BEST WISHES
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celebrated the small frys birthday on sunday-
HAPPY 15TH BDAY SMALL ONE! :D.

went to SUKI sushi to celebrate (watsup with all these sakae, suki, saki etcetc sushi places popping up arnd? reminds me of gucci and its imitators guccii, guci, hucci and wat not :/)

but it was gd cos the buffet had the widest variety ive EVER seen. as in they had jap food, chi food, italian food, singaporean food etcetc. good value for $26 per head altho i felt like i was eating at a sakae ripoff :p

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n heres the pics :)

my GORGEOUS mom n me (my mom was a carrie model ok!); the mussels; my gay brothers; the DIVINE soft-shell crabs; the parents; allthe sashimi u can eat in the world; the mom the brothers and the precious only daughter (haha); some herbal soup in a paper bowl steamboat thing (?!); n the pic tt proves tt somehow altho my brothers are taller than me, somehow my heads still bigger :o.

n us photowhoring.

obviously its only the younger one which has taken aft my superb photo whoring skills..

n heres some random pic frm when i brought the small one for his birthday present shopping:

krx's future :)

n me having some lame fun with his funkorama black sm teacherish speckies :)
n speaking of specs,

i think these are SO CUTE :D

$180- damn cheap lah!.

n this retarded badge was the cause of me laughing hysterically for 2 straight minutes:frigging farnee i tell u.

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aniwaes,

HAPPY BDAY TO HUMSUP HANRONG!

haha rmb this pic?

"i think your singing can be more better" :D.

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and goodbyes to 2 of my fave b-blk seniors :(

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my fave (and only) date for the dating game 05':

BYE ZIXIANG!

(whos off to MANCHESTER ENGLAND for SEP to get ****. haha he threatened to throttle me if i published the word on my blog :p) .

and,

one of the best drinking rockers seniors arnd (cos he always zidong brings the drinks :)), and the fellow 22nd oct baby :D

BYE ZHONGHAN!

have fun at imperial college (in london? still nt sure haha) n rmb to bring back sheridans for me when u go thro customs!

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will miss u guys :(

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assterixx @ 9:44 PM | comment

Monday, September 11, 2006

D&D
2006'
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part1
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HOROSCOPES!
after all that running arnd to arab street, china town, running in btw rooms tryin to finish our outfits n hair etcetc,
WE DID IT!
and can i add we looked damn gd at it too :D .

yes horoscopes as in the following ones:

and speaking of cute horoscopes, these are DAMN ADORABLE :).

aniwae, back to the table,

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the gemini twins:

zijian&ian

they really should be twins actually. considering both of them can be scarily effeminate when they want to to, and also have random crazy outbursts.

oh and did i add both of them look REALLY gd as girls :) ian as the pretty girl and zijian as the cute girl... tho i have to say ian has nicer legs haha. .

the piscean twins:

xiuzhen&weiliang

cos they were both tall and slim and cos weiliang aka jihong king wanted to be paired with a girl :) .

huihoong as aquarius

&

serene as libra

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ziwei as leo,

joseph as taurus,

haoxiang as sagittarius.

and i was VIRGO!

ok stop laughing seriously!

u have a prob with me being the virgin sign, take it up with the rest of my table cos they assigned tt sign to me ;p

but nubbad huh. im damn proud of my outfit which took an hour to put together aft i randomly cut and tied pieces of cloth of together :)

n dammit it wld have made an uber cheap but pretty prom dress! $7 for the purple cloth and $5 for the white, at least i know wat to wear nxt time for any formal event. (admittedly this looks more like a prom dress than a horoscopes dress but aiyah, wat is a horoscope sup to look like also rite? but i did think i looked virginal... which is the most imp :)).

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part2 coming soon!

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assterixx @ 12:18 AM | comment

Saturday, September 09, 2006

WATCHED & TO WATCH:
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CLICK
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hilarious and touching.
as in really touching.
so much so that alvyn ended up sniffling and peh ended up tearing.
all while i was sitting btw them tryin to fish tissue from my bag for them :/
abit OTT fart jokes type of crude humour but at the end of the day, it really hit the spot esp for those who take their family for granted at times (ie. me)
went home that week and had a nice long talk with the fam to make up for the lost time esp frm staying in hall :(
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AKEELAH AND THE BEE
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ultimate feel good show :)
watch it if ur feeling down in the dumps and sucky and unappreciated.
DONT watch it if ur feeling stupid- it'll jus make u feel stupider when kids half your age start spelling gigantonormous words which u've never heard of and will prob nv hear of in ur miserable life.
oooh but sean michael afable who plays dylan chiu in the movie is the epitome of the moody, broody, misunderstood, tall, dark, handsome (and severely underaged) heartthrob in the making... .

why is he so younnnnggggggggggg :(

2yrs younger is a LOT of difference.

sighs.

nvm heard he got older brother so (*fingers crossed*) we'll see him in some movie soon so i can drool without feeling like im breaking some rule on paedophilia haha.

wat is UP with me n younger boys these days tho -.-"
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wanna watch:

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MONSTER HOUSE

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THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA

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SOON!

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oh, n also dance ensems the next wave is coming again as well, so gonna go down n support denise, stacy and jen!

16th sep

7.30pm

anyone who wants to catch it with me? :)

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assterixx @ 8:57 PM | comment

OF DANCING WITH DUSTBINS,

MARRIAGE PROPOSALS &

BIRTHDAY KISSES!

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posting this in the band room while listening to our hard rock band practice.

gosh lin's voice is damn good lah.

rockers rock!
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oh n did i mention? clubbing rocks too! :D
it was naval divers unit nite cos with the ndu boys leaving for taiwan, they wanted their last taste of singapore girls before they get mauled by the local women there...
apparently ur god when u can speak english there haha.
cheh thought wld get to know more ndu boys with 6pacs n wat not but tt was not to be cos was having horrid stomach probs throughout the nite so really wasnt in the mood.
remind me nv to drink on an empty stomach.
queuing for 20min for the toilet at zouk is NOT gd exp when u jus GOTTA GO :p
yes alvyn, thats y we had that obsession with dustbin at the corner cos it was gd place to rest tired feet.
not that we were so drunk we wanted to dance with it lah u ass haha.
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saw and said hi to trillions gazillions of ppl as usual.
i shld really stop clubbing so much.
the zouk world is gettin WAYYYYY to small for my liking.
rite sarah? hahahahahaha.
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ill miss sarah tho when she goes back to uk :(
she jus makes the whole exp more fun with her running of every few sec to scout for hot guys, for her easily excitableness when the cute guy she fancies eye-contacts her, for her hot dancing and ultimately for our after clubbing gossip sessions :p
dont go back lahhh :(
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shabbir, aka the hot guy with the hot car, who has zero sense of direction, causing us to travel back to kr from bukit timah via JURONG. thanks for the 1h journey tho... at least his top40 spice girls and tlc song list was super fun to blast and singalongy :D
oh n did i mention, hes gonna be the guy who i will marry if im still single by 30 cos i wanna have cute mixed kids :p yes i actually proposed hahaha without the ring tho. im broke rmb?

n ALVYN! who says i was evil to him on the dancefloor... really mehhhhhs. eh there was the ponytail at the end ok! still dare say i was evil -.-

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claudia, peixuan n i

2 of my fave looks-like-they-just-reached-clubbing-age ultra cute lil girls. the 1/2+1/2= 1 person girls :D

esp px with the madly infectious hysterical laughter. i think of her laughter now n want to laugh also. thanks for not puking on me this time tho :).

teehee

hello peh! i covered ur ugly hairstyle with my great photog skills! .

k bye joseph bye peh!

have fun in taiwan n be careful not to bring back STDs k!

3wks of no mambo... poor sods.

haha

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also was down with both sarahs who finally got intro-ed to each other!

so weird lah i tell u

sarah cow: hi im sarah

sarah a11: hi im sarah too!

both together: you too?! we're both sarahs! hi sarah!

erm ok.

riteeeeeeeeeeeee.

n also aisyah, nasy, khadi, nad n eunice who are by far the HOTTEST bunch of girls any club can handle.

haha sorry u horny lil boys no pix :p

only got one of me making out with aisyah but tt one restricted pic lah heh

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so aniwae, was down at zouk for nick's bday as well!

happy 23rd loves!

my most charismatic, stylo-milo, ultra cool dancer with the manymaniest fans,

thanks for making sarah a happyhappy girl last nite, n of course hope u liked ur manymany birthday presents (kissys!) too haha... supper soon k! yes at thompson prata! .

speaking of kisses, happy birthday and manymany more birthday kisses to my sweety neighbour CHRISTEL!

happy 21st dearest!

ur legal for EVERYTHING now :D:D:D

whos actually now in her room nursing the a sucky flu (which is gettin better tho :D) so whoever reads this, she needs more tlc! (rm A306 for those who want to get her chicken soup :p)

hope u liked the piggy hp holder and the cake we got for u :) .

n lastly,

yong chai hwee: my preeeetty a11 ex-classmate, arts-camp arts freshie/counsellor, arts pageant kaki (ARTS QUEEN 2005!) kr ablk resident (tho she was the most PHANTOM neighbour EVER), and in my point of view, one of the most gorgeous ppl i know :)

happy birthday chaiiii!!!

whens our nxt class outing?!

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assterixx @ 2:54 AM | comment

Thursday, September 07, 2006

THE TRAUMA OF ELECTIONS
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jus had our annual a blk block comm elections, which i have to say was the most traumatising exp in my block existance.
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already as it was, i had so much reservations of stepping up as senior block comm.
weeks of convincing myself finally made me agree to it.
the first curveball thrown at me was the incident at initation, but i din allow that to keep me down, until someone said smth to me which made my world spin, and everything change.
i cldnt and i wldnt do it, i thought.
but i cldnt pull out to smth that i had already committed to, in the face of severe manpower shortage.
i wasnt as irresponsible as that.
i wasnt abt to turn everyone against me.
so i reconvince myself, i say yes.
1hour to elections.
i say yes.
the majority say yes.
what cld go wrong?
obviously god was in the mood for a good joke.
he threw the second curveball during the elections itself, jus 5min before the voting began.
i dont like to force ppl to do things they dont want, much less deprive ppl who want to work with each other the chance to do so.
in that 5min and the 10min after that, in the single word uttered, my entire month plus of thinking and reconsidering turned upside down.
bcos of that single decision, that single word, my entire yr of hall life was being compromised, and the last yr of relative freedom flashed passed my eyes.
i started tearing for some odd reason.
i cldnt back out already and i knew that.
i didnt want it anymore, no way in hell if the situation stayed the same.
but the decision was reversed and in that 20sec, all was right again.
or so it seemed.
but i still felt sick all the way down to the pit of my stomach.
smth tho had changed in me.
i finally realised i had sold my soul to the devil.
figuratively at least.
my freedom, my air, for the nxt yr, no more.
but for smth i love, or for smth i tell myself that i do love, i figure its worth it.
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this is damn lame but after all that serious talk, heres a chart that shows my willingness scale of stepping up as senior block commer:
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but on serious note again, that 20min taught me so much about myself.
in fact it taught all of us so much about ourselves.
i realise i need my me time.
im too selfish to let go of that me time.
but id rather not risk the repurcussions of being hated and being deemed irresponsible so i jus learn to compormise as best as i can, in my own way, despite them not being understood.
ppl ask me why i need to go out all the time-
well i realised its cos as much as i love hall, i feel suffocated in here.
im surrounded by good little children on all sides.
no wonder i feel like i need to get out n breathe real air (ie. clubbing & shopping air) once in awhile.
yes im known as a chiongster by all the freshies now
but in that little bit of time outside, i get to be myself again.
i get to be happy and i get to dance like i dont have a care in the world...
i please myself,
and still please those arnd me by being who they wld like me to be.
sure my reputation suffers, but hey, watever makes me happy and keeps me sane rite :)
the small price to pay for sanity i think.
so now im 1 of ablks senior blk commers.
to all my outside friends, please dont blame me if i cant go out anymore.
ive prostituted myself to my blk.
364 and a half days till the nxt elections.
pleasure or pain?
i'll let u know again in a yr.
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assterixx @ 11:05 AM | comment

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

PICS!
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some leftover pics to finish up blogging
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ABLK MISMATCHED DINNER
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weiliang, xiuzhen, ziwei
amazing how xiuzhen can look so wrong but still look so right... yums :)

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perfectly timed pic
marcus, ivan, waterboi, kim.
3rd floor long wing seniors!
all of us really got into the spirit of things
adorably mismatched yw, spazzo bry, sexy boho ahma christel, confused me.
n so did the guys who got trigger happy,
zhihao in his teensy weensy (stuffed) speedos, chris in his ridiculous hoodie n swimshorts, rather normal roy n act cool ian
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but somehow i tink our dearest blk head decided to give in to temptation n go with his more feminine side... notice how he swaps his (stuffed) manly duds for christel's ahma boho style :)
versatility... the most imp attribute of a gd blkhead..
a blk!.
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KR BASH 2006
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the havoc girls
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& the havoc boys.
roy&rina-
do ablk proud! .
roy decided to strip his way into the judges heart :p .
me, bry, yw-
slutting it up :D .
ziwei, me, bry, weiliang-
cab buddies! oh reminds me, they all still owe me cab fare. .

my dates typical bu shuang im too cool for u face :).

zhihao&i got bored (and high) after awhile .

until the HOT dance(rs) came onstage.

theres a reason why im nt in dance anymore... haha lacking the abs :p.

ooooh very hot :D .
rina, hailin, me, jiahao, ben, unknown guy, sancia, and al
(who was supposedly beside sancia).
n heres a really random shot..
ablk!.
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assterixx @ 10:56 AM | comment

Friday, September 01, 2006

on a happier note-
SINGAPORE IDLE
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joakim gomez is finally out of si!
yay!
i still find him uber adorably cuddly sweetie pie but yeah,
he cant sing and i bet he knows it.
i so feel his embarrassment when the judges put him down lah.
i mean eh small boy go easy can!
stupid heartless judges.
hmph.
not that the public is much nicer either lah:
taken from alvyn's blog (which provides me laughalots all the time)
So another episode of Singapore Idol just passed, and once again, I felt the compulsive urge to pull out every single strand of my hair, smother myself, and just throw a chair into the television. Oh, not to forget, while screaming “THAT’S NOT ROCK YOU FUCKING MORON.”
Good Charlotte isn’t rock. A Shrek OST is definitely not rock. Downtuning a song to match your (lack of) vocal quality does not equate to being a great singer. Being able to dance, look (act) cute, and make a jack ass out of yourself in national TV does not make you the next Singapore Idle.
Singapore Idle isn’t a competition of looks. It’s a fucking singing competition. Kwai-lo wannabes and underaged cutesy-looking fellows who can’t sing for nuts shouldn’t have even been allowed on stage, much less voted over those who actually posess the vocal qualities.
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poor jojo lah gettin slammed all the way... :(
but really makes u wonder how much of si having no talent is cos of us ie. the public.
if we did our job n voted for talent, wld the likes of joakim n jasmine still be in n mathilda still be out?
if we voted, we'd prob be able to save our eardrums and save jojo from all the flak hes gettin.
so so so,
VOTE FOR TALENT!
VOTE FOR JONATHAN LEONG!
(eh sommore he got looks also lor wat u waiting for? :D)
*gasps*
neck veins leh!
so manly!
teehee
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n another funny note, check out jen's friendster profile.
i laughed until i stomach pain i tell u.
click if ur want a quick laugh.
ridiculously funny idiot :)
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assterixx @ 12:37 PM | comment

SO JADED IVE BECOME EMOTIONLESS
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listening to:
third eye blind- good man
mood:
undeservedly tired and drained
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wheres the old me?
why have i become so emotionless?
its scary,
to not feel anything more than a tinge of anything.
jus finished a block initiation.
lost my pouch cos of some mix up.
$700 gone.
everyone keeps asking bout it and im gettin damn irritated.
money can always be made back rite.
no big deal lah.
well i see the optimistic me isnt lost yet tho.
i feel like i should cry,
and maybe i might be wanting to.
but why am i not?
crying i mean.
i dont know either man.
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i shall once again bring out my all time favourite pic:
encapsulates wat i feel like doing now.

morbid humour at its best

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im not burnt out.

i wld be if i put more effort into doing wat im supposed to do well enough.

but im not.

why cant i be a better person?

but too bad dont know dont care.

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i really really really miss my grandparents now :(
i want to go home.
i want my grandma to be the one who does my laundry cos she makes them smell so nice and folds them really nicely as well.
i want to see my grandfather drinking his milo and eating his jam and bread and trying to chase the rabbits out of the house.
grampa and gramma are the only ones who really can make me cheer up when im feeling down without even trying :(
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tomorrow supporting touch rugby in the morning, lunch with weisheng, coffee with alvyn den jam wit the band.
sunday church, swimming, block comm meeting.
thanks tho to all my friends for ur support.
u cannot begin to imagine how much better i feel to know that i will always have friends there for me :)
dont need to talk or to confide in anyone.
just need to keep my mind occupied.
gonna go drown my sorrows (or lack thereof) in zhihao's chang beer.
to remember:
"kai xing jiu hao"
yay.
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assterixx @ 11:39 AM | comment

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