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Saturday, December 30, 2006

2006 IN RETROSPECT
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in a single word,
CHAOTIC.
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it was good cos i tried so many things that ive never done in my life, many of which im nt too proud to disclose.
it was bad since many of these things i never want to do again.
experience once for the thrill just so you can brag to ppl "oh yah ive done that before! huh you haven ah... wah suaku lah you"
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ive learnt that at the end of the day, im just an optimistic cynic: "glass is empty cos i spilt the other half but nehmind still can fill the other half" kinda thing.
ive done the whole wholesome (quite anyway), good girl the first sem, and the wild, party, crazily uninhibited and fun girl chick the next.
ive been through love (i think thats what it was anyway), lust, loss and pain all in year.
ive learnt who my close friends are at the end of the day.
ive stopped trying to lie myself into thinking the world is one big round rosy place cos it really isnt, but as long as you surround yourself with the right ppl, do and say the right things and basically dont fuck up too badly, life really isnt so bad after all :)
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im glad for 2006, but SO looking forward to 2007.
my single resolution for 2007:
STOP PROCRASTINATING.
for most of the fuckups that happened in 06', i blame it on sheer laziness, too much sleep and too much tv.
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sigh i love this whole look back, reminisce on the bad past year and resolutions for the new year (tho they rarely last past jan3), its just so therapeutic for the soul knowing you can (kinda) start on a fresh slate.
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alritey gonna usher in 2007 with sarah, aisyah and sonia at ATTICA.
hoho hopefully getting adepuately sloshed will allow me to delude myself (for at least that few hours) that ill actually stick to my resolutions.
hey i even got a planner man!
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buhbye06'
thanks and good riddance!
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assterixx @ 3:08 PM | comment

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

BUANG UNTIL SIBEI JIALAT.

wah lau.

the good news is i cant really get kicked out of nus anytime soon.

the bad news is my cap score is abt as low as it can possibly be.

the range for my grades damn nice sommore:

C+ to F.

congratulations charlotte chew you really outdid yourself this time.

and you thought that 5 Fs and 37 points during sec3 promos were bad.

nehmind lah thanks roy for helping me check my results like 4 times and consoling me, saying that i can only improve from here :)

nonetheless,

urghhhhhhhhhh :/

assterixx @ 6:15 AM | comment

Monday, December 25, 2006

8days-

OF BORAT AND FAT ADS.

i love 8days.

lovelovelovelovelove.

chock full of hilarious nonsensical bullshit which nv fails to crack me up every single time.

check this weeks ish (#845) for the interview with BORAT which left me in stitches :D

Why have you chosen to make this movie?

BORAT SAGDIYEV: I was give honour to make this moviefilm my Kazakh Ministry of Information. They had initial plan to to send me to Europe for make a documentary, but I could not get visa for travel there, due to sex crime misunderstanding. This have now been resolve since I prove horse was over seven years of age. (hurhur) The purpose of travel to US and A was for learn lessons for Kazahstan and help improve our nation. This mission was accomplish and my country can now boasting excellent healthcare system, very nice roads and the lowest level of unemployment for childrens younger than 11 is Central Asia. (hurhur again)

How do you accept the fact that your mother and sisters are prostitutes?

My mother is not a prostitute, but my sister is. This is obvious brought shame to my family, but we cannot fix it: no matter how hard she try, my mother cannot get anyone to pay for her sexytime (wahahahax10000)

Is this the end of Borat's career?

Kazakh Ministry of Information have say that if the movie is not success, it will not only be end of my career, but also end of my life, because I will be exeecute. (ROFLMAO)

too funny lah i swear. thanks chris for the vcd tho, if not i'd have to wait another year to watch it

-.-

hoho and their having their movie premiere at YANGTZE CINEMA, haven for the umbrella-toting uncles favouring R(A) films.

Too bad for them, the only possible scenes that might serve to allow these uncles to *ahem* relieve themselves, would be Borat in an obscenely obscene tight lime green spandex bodysuit which holds in his dongs and little else.

oh and also a very disturbing scene where 2 hairy and one obscenely fat man end up wrestling naked on a bed.

BASICALLY THE MOST OBSCENE, DISGUSTING, CRUDE, DIRTY HUMOUR SHOW OF THE YEAR.

i likes :)

ohohohhhhh,

and another commercial which i thought was both funny and useful, was the ad for podcast.sg-

several very interesting/witty FAT related comments eg.

- I eat from the 3 major food groups: beef, chicken and pork.

- Don't you just love it when people order a double cheeseburger, large frie and diet coke?

- You know its time to lose weight when 2 people give up their seats for you.

- They say fat people are funnier. Do they lose their sense of humour when they lose their fats?

and my fave,

- I have a washboard stomach. It's just that the washing is still on it.

ahhhhhh too funny :D

assterixx @ 12:20 PM | comment

Saturday, December 23, 2006

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY FLU BUG!

gah.

im totally not in the christmas spirit for some reason.

perhaps its cos im dead broke as usual.

or maybe cos i have one hell of a flu now inclusive of chaffed noses and runny, sore eyes.

sighsighsigh.

23rd of dec.

manymany things to do manymany places to go but

IM SICKKKKKKKKKKK :(

missed the church christmas musical alr cos cldnt wake up (it was a 7pm show for goodness sakes i donno how the hell i managed to slp for so long -.-),

gonna miss weisheng's party later as well cos i need SLEEP.

(btw HAPPY 21ST YOU HAIRY ONE!)

so barest minimm for the day is PARTY AT SARAH'S PLACE!

WHEEEEEEE~

k trying to pysche myself up to go but the flu bug is sucha bitch.

grrrrrrrrr.

i think the nonstop rain, 7 movies, lotsa mahjong and shopping and 2 trips to johore all in a week is a wee bit too much for my body to handle :/

nonetheless,

MERRY CHRISTMAS YA'LL!

rmb my prezzies kthxbye :)

assterixx @ 4:05 AM | comment

Thursday, December 14, 2006

CRAZINESS
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again, long took abit of a long break from blogging cos i got other (better+more fun) things to do like go out, go out, go out sommore, eat, club, shop, go out, go out... erm yah i think you guys geddit.
but so funnnnnnnnnnnnn i is loving after exams babyyyyyyyyy
woohoooooooo~

so i started off the hols looking for bloody jobs cos im so damn broke that my happening hol wont be happening anymore if i didnt find some way to get outta the rathole of brokeness that im currently in.

so off to casting i go for these 2 jobs that my fren BEGGED me to do at her old agency, JC models. (better not put the agencies name, or else kena sued by the lousy bugger.

i swear to god hes like the niaoest miserliest agent IN THE WORLD.

so wat your agency always in newspapers?

big shot ah.

you're in the papers cos your models do slutty shows and bare their bodies cos you think thats a good way to make your agency famous.

first, he calls me and even tho im amazingly polite, he can still slam down the phone on me,

THEN he can call me back 2 secs later and say

JC: btw, i need picture of you for the client.

me: erm... but i dont have any at this point of time...

JC: i dont care. just get them one way or another. k bye. (slams down the phone on me AGAIN)

very good ah you.

i know my face is marketable so i PURPOSELY dont wanna work with you can.

i'd rather eat shit also easier than working with you.

bloody hell he even got list of penalties which is bloody hell 1 page long in size6 font.

he maciam EVERYTHING also wanna charge you money -.-

wah im so in love my agent zee now seriously.

if im half an hour late, still ok cos she'll be 45min late.

im fat but she still doesnt mind giving me jobs.

i get fucking drunk after a job and she just asks me to take care.

i bet if i was under this niao ass, i'd be charged like $5000 on the spot.

k lemme give examples:

(A) Lateness:

-1st time $1.00/min

ok that one still understandable other than the fact that hes charging BY THE MINUTE.

(F) Not contactable (Please note we don't leave messages in hp, SO PICK UP ALL CALLS 24HOURS DAILY)

- Deduct $10.00 (+damages/fees incurred)

this one wahlau. nth to say lah. models no need to slp hor must wait by the phone for your call to order them arnd.

later dark eye circles you confirm want to penalise rite-

"Dark eye circles- deduct $20, cos nv take care of image)

and another one:

(K) Performance not up to standard (EG. DID NOT SMILE) (wtf?!)

-Deduct: no pay from this job.

wah lau, eh in the end client not happy will still pay you rite. who are you to say that you wont pay the girl. niao fucker lah.

and even better:

(N) Not helpful (EG. DID NOT OFFER TO CARRY PROPS/DID NOT INFORM YOUR SHOW PARTNER HE/SHE WEARING WRONG OUTFITS)

-Deduct $20.00.

OMFG.

no seriously lah all the pro models out there only know how to sit one corner look pretty and take nice pics/do good shows.

WE ARE NOT YOUR MAIDS, NEITHER ARE WE YOUR SLAVES.

you want helpful ppl issit? go hire social workers.

carry props not part of our job scope can anot. break a nail how you tell me?! also want to fine rite. nabeis. tsktsk.

SIBEI NIAO CANNNNNNN.

want me to sign on as one of your elite top 50 in-house model ah? (according to you lah. altho i think most of these "elite" girls just mean that theyll strip for you)

siao confirm everything deduct until no need to get paid lah.

HELLO, I AM NOT THAT STUPID MR CHUNG.

thanks but no thanks :)

im only doing the christmas eve, new yr eve and maybe the bridal show just cos im being a nice friend.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

ok hot alr tsktsk i dont like miserly assholes.

*breathes long deep breaths*

ok better :)

so anyhows, after that went out and splurged $60 on accessories cos i was so dulanz with the lousy bugger.

yay lovelove shopping!

will have pics of my pretty buys soon (talking shopping always makes me happyhappy!)

then off to sarah's place to FINALLY play mahjong with aisyah and eunice :D

but heres a pic of the 3 of them getting majorly freaked out by SAW the movie.

since i watched the show before, i just had a good time sitting at the side watching their facial expressions.

almost as entertaining as the movie haha.

and then, aisyah won all our money during mahjong -.-

i swear playing with her is like playing with a money eating machine.

i think she had man tai like at least thrice- 3 huas plus ban se pong pong hu.

amazing i swear.

very sad tho my day :(

ALMOST 13 yao missing 2 tiles, ALMOST qing yi se missing 1 tile, ALMOST 7 dui zi missing 1 tile.

sibei dulanz.

grrrrrrrrrrr.

thanks eunice for the collage!

went home and slept for 8hours on the sofa cos my cousin stole my bed.

plus the brother stole the phone which died cos he used it to play games so byebye alarm.

ended up waking up majorly late for tuition with a horrid backache.

ended up spending 2hours teaching my rubbish student how to do 1 (yes ONE) compre.

pri2 compre sommore ok- their questions are like "why did bala go to the shop?"

2 freaking painful hours.

arghhhhhhhhhhhh.

so got back to hall at like 10 where i had to rush for a GIRLS NITE OUT!

wheeeeee~

lovelove to farah and ty for waiting for me to leave :/.

as usual, zouk was packed with bald little army boys who smelt like they just came back frm jungle training w/o bathing -.-

gosh havent seen sonia in AGES as well.

whywhywhywhywhy the hell do the 2 of you have to go HALFWAY ARND THE FREAKING WORLD (ie. UK) to get ur defree?!

nus not good enough for you guys meh.

hmphs.

so anyway, dance floor was majorly packed as well lah but guess who we saw...

HELLO MAVIS! WE MISS YOU! .

my lovelies! :) .

dinner this weekend k! .

hoho poor alvyn and his conjunctivitised eyes.

had his nite cut short sommore cos poor px got drunk AGAIN.

i think all she drank apparently was 1 bacardi breezer and like a few sips of long island tea -.-

when i saw the poor dear outside zouk, she POUNCED (yes literally) on me and started crying AGAIN.

all i could make out was "why you come so late? i missed you so much! i lost my heart necklace i donno where it is! i love you dont go ok? wheres shabbir why he never come again? i miss you two! i want my necklace please help me find please? i missed you why were you so late?"

smth like that lah. poor alvyn had to CARRY her back home.

and oooh finally a chance to use this pic!

damn cute rite? heh from the day that px, shabbs and me went out to clark quay to donno do wat also.

loves k gumdrop be happy!.

okeys back to clubbing.

saw my manymany standard hot dude frens like tristan, marcus, joe (welcome back!) etcetc who i haven seen like in YEARS (rmb my 2mth clubbing hiatus? haha)

ahhhh... goood ole zouk. just the way i rmb it :)

and thanks nick!

altho you caused sarah to pangseh me at like 2am, you still managed to get me high on (free) drinks at members cos you have rockerifick frens :D .

so after drinking 4/5 jug of some diluted god knows wat anyhow mix tasted like redbull but was too weak to be proper alcohol, off i went to meet ty, farah and her fren at obar.

but sibei sian freeflow just ended so we headed down to mos where they didnt let me in cos the bitchy doorbitch wanted proper id which i didnt have.

pooi.

so last stop for the nite was momo!

thats where i downed 4 whiskey dries and got HIGHHHHH.

didnt help that the bartenders were convinced my boobs were fake and kept topping up my drinks with DRY whiskey.

ok sorry no connection but hey ppl say my boobs big (for once) i wanna show off rite!

so anyways, thank god i was sober enough to rmb wat i was doing, but def not sober enough cos i somehow got into the shower with my clothes on cos i was too tired to take them off.

aiyah whatever lah fun can alr :D

and yet again, today i ended up at zouk.

but for legit reasons!

had the doorbitch job thingy on again.

(oh btw, thanks baey for the taxi ride. god knows how i'd make my way to zouk if you werent arnd... yes MAHJONG SOON!)

sherry.sarah.jess.me.

damn fun lah the job, get to spot hot butches and lesbians making out, and hot lesb celebs like rebecca tan and olinda cho (the hot celebs not including her).

plus thank god for fun working partners like jess. we ended up singing christmas carols and lying to the bouncer that she was a 24 year old mother with a son thats why her boobies are so huge.

ooooh and silicone implants for asses and donating boob fats to us! and if you go swimming with implants, whether theyll burst cos of the pressure or if theyll cause you to float cos theyre jellyish.

random stuffs like that :).

ooooh and btw, the door bastard (male door bitch) nick is DAMN HOT :D

looks kinda moroccon sexy middle eastern-ish.

lesighsssssssss.

but somehow ended up talking more to the older guys cos one of them had a cat and i wanted to find out how the hell i cld stop my cat from stepping in its own shit den jumping on my bed -.-

n heres a nice pic which i took cos i was so damn bloody bored.pretty rite?

its zouks ceiling upside down :)

oh hello angst filled person :)

can lah the cig goes with my outfit. haha. .

lastly, i lovelovelove my/sarah's boots!!!

makes your legs look like they never end :D .

alritey, off to jb will be back in 12hours! :)

assterixx @ 4:18 PM | comment

Monday, December 11, 2006

POST EXAM THINGYS
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this is actually rather depressing.
exams are over and i STILL have assignments :(
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yes, its my own fault for nt handing it in earlier.
yes, my lecturer is super nice to have extended my deadline
yes, to still accept late work WITHOUT penalty on late work
yes, its super kind considering one is 3mths late and the other is a mth late
yes, all the above factors make me one damn lucky girl.
BUT,
everyone else has finished exams and all other academic pursuits and are enjoying themselves like mad now so you tell me how to be grateful can -.-
pfffffffft.
damn you smelly little peepos who are enjoying urselves now cos schools out. .
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so anyways, since im procrastinating again (note that i usually blog like 5million times more during school term cos im usually just trying to find a reason not to do work), i shall blog sommore.

POST EXAM ACTIVITIES!

wed:

so the activities werent exactly post since i started before my last paper on wed haha.

so roy, shiokie, ty, hailin, her cousin stace i, and like a million other nus-ntu-everyother uni student thronged down to zouk to celeb the end of the exams!

(tho i was just there to extra since i haven really finished mine haha)

but zouk was alr full house by 12am so we (roy, shiokie, ty and myself) decided to get some munchies first.

tsktsk major bitchy gossipers lah we.

so fun :D

thank god we didnt waste our time waiting tho cos when we finally went back at 1.30am, it was still full house.

so i managed to track down my friend the bouncer, saying

"wah full house leh this sucks."

he just rolled his eyes and went

"aiyah wanna go in say so lah... still pretend pretend act so nice. nah go in lah go in lah tsktsk."

so we ended up drinking alot, dancing alot, socialising alot (wah the whole world was at zouk i swear).

nubbad exp esp after my 2months of zouk celibacy,

YAY MAMBO,

CHARLOTTE'S BACKKKKKKKKKK!

fri:

walas with some ablkers which was good too since we just drank alot and listened to this band (which i cant for the life of me rmb their name).

all i can rmb is its the one who has ray the rj pe teacher inside.

haha not my fault thats all i can rmb ok arvin only introed my to him and nt the full band.

pics to come soon after i find weiliang and force him to send them to me :)

AND YAY!

SARAH'S BACK!!!!!!

off to supper with her, alvyn and shabbir after walas where the bloody thompson prata uncle REFUSED to take my order.

45 min ok thats how fucking long it took for us to order, and another half an hour for the drinks to arrive -.-

PLUS the drinks that i ordered had like 95% ice.

the uncle hates me lah i swear but not my fault wat!

obviously ur service so slow i will kaopei rite!

nt as if i was rude abt it ok, i was kaopeing DAMN NICELY.

TSKTSK i swear to god i dont see why our service taxes are so high when the service industry is still like shit.

boooooo.

again pics to come when i NICELY ask sarah to send me the pics :)

sat:

stayed over at sarah's place after prata in an attempt to convince her that men are scummy and to catchup after the 10wks she was away.

sigh things sure change fast huh woman.

had a massive 10hour sleep again on her super soft bed :)

i swear everytime i slp over, my aches and pains frm the disgusting hall foam beds magically disappear.

ahhhh the joys of proper mattresses....

we were sup to head down to mos that nite with aisyah, eunice, khadi, nas and nad, but bcos it was WAY to filled with smelly little army boys who (cos theyre not hot enough to be at zoukout) decided to throng mos.

so mos was filled that nite with tertiary kiddos (since it was a tertiary party), and basically unhot ppl (cos all the hot ppl were nekkid at zoukout rmb?)

so so so so after 20min of queueing at liang court (it was THAT crowded),

we decided to give up.

sarah went off to meet her someonesomeone,

and i met roy and his friend jopy who were just as pissed off with the crowd at mos.

nice alternative to clubbing tho, sitting by the singapore river at tcc with 2 hot guys (happy only rite roy i say u hamsem haha), sipping oreo coffee with ice cream...

yay for rich dudes i swear...

thanks roy for the coffee :D

(btw, the poor suckers' in reservist now hoho :p)

after that (wah my sat like very long hor),

went off to dblo to meet regine and her friends.

o bar sucks if you wanna dance tho i have to say,

so go dblo if you want GOOD top40s music on sat :)

yesyes despite the silly police raid where i didnt even see any police.

thanks babe for calling me down, tho i have still no idea how you knew i was arnd the area... :)

canoeing soon k?

again, waiting for regine to send me pretty pics as well :D

den off to supper!

HAH SARAH KHAW YOU ARE SO WRONG.

I PHOTOWHORED TOOOOO!

fine, my bo liao photowhoring while waiting for food is def not as glammy and modelly as yours but still :)

n woman,

quick send me a pic of yourself in that skanky lil dress of yours k!

den mine wont look so bad haha.

so this is wat i wore to dblo.

nubbad rite.

i was tryin to channel the grunge princess look.

but unfortch it looks more princess whore from this angle.

thank god for the tshirt that i wore over it or i wldnt have even stepped outta hall.

sun:

slept the whole day away den went out for swenens steak, fries and STICKY CHEWY CHOC.

perfect way to spend a nua day :D

heres another look:

hello rock chick :)

thanks sarah for the gorgeous tshirt frm uk!
so loving the rockstar vibe.

apparently the tucked in jeans are a very army thing.

all these looks wld have been impossible w/o my very very hawt new pair of boots,

courtesy again of sarah (wah shes like a walking flea market), who sold them to me for S$150.

good steal if i shld say so myself, down from S$250 bought at uk topshop..

mon:

went out with the neighbour farah just now for a little bit of girltalk and high crass dinner :).

i swear, nth makes my day like food frm coffee club :) BUT IM CRAVING SASHIMI AND SMOKED SALMON NOWWWWWWWWWWW :(

sigh.

im so eating sushi tmr :p

k rmb how this post is sup to be totally random,

everyone, say hi to hailin.

hailin is cute. and also very very adorably short.

:D.

and sommore randomness is how i donno how i manage to look like this super sweet chinadoll in one pic, and look like this uber cool manly elvis wannabe in the other.

i'd make SUCH a good tranny i swear.

more pics to come soon!

assterixx @ 10:40 AM | comment

Monday, December 04, 2006

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so my mom messages me at 4:37am on friday morning saying:

"your brothers are at church camp in batam from the 28/11-02/12. your dad and i will be joining them later and will be returning on saturday. take care of yourself till then. love you. -mom

BASKET GO BATAM FOR FAMILY RETREAT NV ASK ME TO GO?!?!

I NOT FAMILY AH?

HMPH.

so obviouly, i call my mom and DEMAND that they take me along since its supposedly a family church retreat.

screw exams lah since the nxt paper was 1 bloody week away anyway -.-

so thats the reason why i ended up at the harbourfront ferry terminal at 11.30am on 1dec, on my way to BATAM! :D :D :D

(yesyes i do wish i was there frolicking with some hot-bodded male model getting tanned by day, and frisky by nite... but hey 6hours man thats all i had time to prep, all expenses paid sommore so who am i to complain rite :))

day1

spent a hell lotta time on the 1hour ferry ride photowhoring with the mom :).

and of course of thy hot self :D.

lotsa dirty old men onboard!

sleep first den later can stay up longer to have frisky fun with their batam wives :D.

i just realised i look EXACTLY like my dad -.-

sigh i wanna look like my mom the ex-carrie model who still only weighs 55kg at 47 and is taller than meeeeeeeeee!!!! damn you daddy-genes :(.

HELLO BATAM!

(obviously it wasnt so nice lah... it was raining when we arrived. depressing rite :/).

this model of batam island look like it kena nuclear bombed like that....

HOLIDAY INN RESORT!

catered specifically for singaporeans obviously since everything there was priced in S$..

tanning! :)

which i didnt get to do much off since it was a CHURCH CAMP n i only brought my bikini...

tsktsk imagine wat the pastor wld say :/.

the view from our room :) .

n tree burning in indo really quite widespread ah... batam also kena haha. .

i see singapore! .

see, this is wat happens when you leave 2 boys alone in a room for 2 days and 2 nites...

donno how to clear up after themselves on leh my brothers tsktsk...

lucky the sister so much neater than that :D

the entrance of the TEA-TREE SPA

where my mom and i got a balinese massage each :D.

bloody ex for their massages tho... S$55 for a one hour full body massage ok! i can buy a pair of new shoes with that money lah!

but DAMN FREAKING SHIOK i swear.

very odd standing semi-naked in front of a stranger but hell when the massage starts, all you can think abt is not falling aslp and drooling all over urself :/

see even got complimentary slippers! :D .

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

NO MORE EXAMS!!!!!!!!!yeah rite i wish :(

family pic! .

day 2

so we checkout of the hotel at 1pm after the church retreat (which i obviously didnt participate in :/),

the fam (minus the lazy son who wanted to go back play his computer game) headed off to BATAM MEGA-MALL to check out the shopping before going back on the last 9pm ferry.

i bet zhihao and al wld be in heaven in this cab... and abang wld have a heart attack haha. .

reminds you of anyones catchphrase?

clue: he has curly hair, a gross big black mole and fashionably disastrous yellow boots..

all hail A&W!

king of the rootbeer and curly fries!.

sommore photo-whoring with the just as addicted photo-whorer of a brother..

playing with food becomes so much more fun with curly fries rather than the boring straight ones :/.

damn old-skool lah the stuff in indo!

love the bottles :D.

my brother aka the greedy pig. .

the shopping was alrite only lah.

stuff there is WAYYY cheaper there tho the variety isnt alot...

but of course with me there, even if batam only sold rocks, i'd still find a way to shop and actually overspend :/

BUTBUTBUT OMG I MUST RAVE ABT THEIR ULTRA CHEAP SERVICES!

salon services lah dont think dirty :/

i got another 45min massage for like S$4 and a hair wash and blow (plus complimentary head massage!) for S$3.75, my dad got a haircut for $$3.75, and my mom got her hair dyed for S$22...

hello where else can you get deals like that man! in singapore, the shampoo boys/girls are so niao that wash hair also got like 5min time limit one... maciam massage more than 2min fingers will drop off liddat -.-

they also had other things like manicures and pedicures for S$6, hand and arm massage for S$4, foot reflexology for S$6 etcetc.

pure heaven i swear.

we bought WAYYYYYYYYYYYY too many shoes..

but damn their converse sneakers there were 25% cheaper than in singapore...

and my dad managed to lay his hands on adidas sports shoes which were 50% off there meaning each pair was smth like S$30-40 only...

SHOPPING IN BATAM ROCKS :) .

but unfortch, my (not very bright) dad forgot to check the ferry schedule and we realised we missed the last ferry home by like 10min -.-

so us being the cheapo lazy family we were, we cldnt be bothered to look for a hotel or spend money on it either.

thus, we ended up decideing to rough out the nxt 8hours till the 6am ferry the following day.

after spending another 3hours in giant hypermart shopping (sommore), we (tried to) sleep off the rest of the 5hours at the balcony of some conference center.

BAD BAD IDEA.

firstly, the floor was damn freaking hard.

secondly, it was right beside a canal which prob explained the 293745876231 mosquitos zooming right past our faces every 2secs.

thus, explaining this pic of me and my brother kiasuing out and almost dying of suffocation, practically zipped into our sleeping bags to prevent the blood suckers from sucking us dry -.-.

and heres us FINALLY at the ferry station at 6am, looking dead exhausted.

excuse the bad posing (i SO look like a boy here), cos it was taking with self-timer.

and after that, my cam batts basically died so no more pics of the return ride... which i good since i slept the whole way back anyway :)

im going back to batam after the exams to get my hand/foot reflexology, back massage, head massage, and cable ski and go-kart and shop for damn cheap perfume!

friday quick come please!

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