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Monday, September 24, 2007

BRIAN-XAVIER TAN
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rmb him?
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guess what i found:
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17boy!!!!
yes i cldnt stop laughing either.
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whats even cooler?
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hes SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mine :)
(for now anyway haha)
*dances a little jig*
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and again cos i just cldnt resist...
sigh.
hotness personified :)
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assterixx @ 3:32 PM | comment

Sunday, September 23, 2007

SOME RANDOM A11 GIRLS SHOTS
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posting this just cos ppl've been complaining im not posting enough *coughjasoncough* and also cos im lazy to go sort through d&d pics so you guys gotta just make do with looking at a bunch of random photos...
but its ok we're still all very pretty so no complaints k :)
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oh oh ohhhh and before i forget to add in,
ITS MID-TERM BREAK NOW AND IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :))
(sorry just HAD to add that in... been waiting wayyy too long for this)
WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
*breaks out into a crazy little jig*
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so ahem,
back to topic at hand,
cos of some very slow ppl who REFUSE to send me pics, partially cos of my laziness, and of course 22/09 being shena's birthday, i realised once again how much i miss my a11 girls :(
sooooo,
heres some peekturesss!
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daf's 21st birthday
a veryvery long time ago (26th june to be exact) at clarkquay:
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faith looks so happy&pretty here no? :)
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writings on the wall/table:
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they refused to let me write that im damn hot :(.
nvm is ok cos i got back at the banana (by mauling some unknown rina's drawing... sorry!)
shenana=she-neh-neh aka dinosaur with tits...
is ok lah banana at least youre a cute dino!
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lunch+shopping@vivo
jul donno when
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what was supposedly a tanning outing turned out to be a lunch/shopping outing.
note to self: nv plan tanning outings with foodies and shopaholics cos it'll def take precedence over planned activity (esp if it involves stripping to bikini and exposing fats)
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faithyliang: ever the discerning food critic
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AND SHENA GOT BRACES!!!
spot the resemblence? hurhur. black teeth are soooo in the in-thing now :)
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and their xlbs look like...
very perky nipples!
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and heres the very clueless cleaning auntie who walked right in front of our timed shot:
(which left us laughing so hard it took another 10min to get a decent shot)
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but finally,
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then faith left us and it became 3:
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happily taking illegal pictures in the river island changing room.
and yes i know my ass is cute thanks haha.
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xiu&shenana horsing arnd with my cam.
they obviously forgot to unzoom after trying to take some other illegal pictures.
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untanned before tioman but still very happy!
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ok now that half of a11 is back tog (in nus), lets do lunch sometime soon k :)
ie. xiu, shena, faith, chai, dix, pete, clar, alvyn, ben, jeff and troy (if you can bothered to get your ass back to kentridge campus)
and whichever other guy i missed out
(see lah! dont wanna tell me where you guys ended up how to invite you all rite -.-)
and another a11 outing soon maybe?
manymany 21st birthdays coming up soon!
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and again,
HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY
TO OUR LOVELIEST SHENANA!
INDULGZ SOON TO CELEBRATE K :))

and dont wanna buy you trophy alr lah i think i shld buy you floss... little people with braces shld eat less chocolates and have better oral hygiene hahaha.
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assterixx @ 2:42 PM | comment

Saturday, September 15, 2007

ON A NOT-VERY-HIGH SATURDAY NIGHT...
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not being able to sleep at 5.21am in the morning is an ass.
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not being able to sleep at 5.21am in the morning when you have church at 1oam the next morning is a double ass.
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but finding out that you're finally FINALLY below 50kg (omg nv since sec1!) is a bigger joy than an orgasm on a horny nite :D
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yesyes ignore me 1 around the world (some dodgy blue drink)+2 bourbon cokes make me slightly loopy.
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kbye!
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assterixx @ 2:21 PM | comment

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

KR BASH 07/08 @ DXO-
PAGEANT PREVIEW
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the qn that i was HOPING to get from the q&a was hands down:
Q: "Why do you think you deserve to win Miss KR?"
A: "I should win Miss KR for the simple reason that i was made to wear a slutty dress, and i actually had the guts to do it."
ok lah that was damn BHB but who cares ok the dress was seriously DAMN SLUTTY.
thank god for TONS of double sided tape and NO THANKS to the very cold aircon which made perky, parts of the body which shouldn't have been.
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THE PRE-PREP
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the partner aeron!
(who i suspect is WAYYYYY more enthu abt this whole pageant thing... which is good cos that at least makes 1 of us!)
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the girls-
(A) me, (B) nat, (C) emily, (D) jiamin, (E) lishi, and yiting our pageant i/c
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the boys:
pageant i/c samuel (and mr ablk for nxt yr!), (A) aeron, (B) elvin, (C) lionel, (E) adrian and (D) tingkuang
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one of our many poses
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despite the shittiest most incompetent makeup artist in the WORLD (omg i was bitching about her for the WHOLE DAY), and hair that being done 10hours before the show, i think we still turned out looking not too bad (thanks to OUR OWN makeup skills) and ALOT of hairspray :).
and after hair and makeup, came the 5hour wait...
other than the techrun, we had nth else to do other than take pics so heres some random pics before i went to hide in some corner to get some shuteye:
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with the naughty tinks&sherning and the naughty dress. .
stripper fun with grace .
note to self: rmb to take more semi naked shots of the boys-
their body seem alot hotter than their face.
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the very cutely MAT elvin :)
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and i swear i wasn't lying about the waiting and the snoozing:.
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THE SHOW
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the brill emcees sherene&jamie.
THE ROCKERSSSSSSS!

(im so proud to be part of them lalalalala showoff :))
hurhurhur yeekiat.
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and of course the VERY SEXY (female) dancers...
OMG EMILY AND RACHEL LAH!
sigh i'd kill for their washboards k.
erm yeah the guys were ok only hot none of them showed off 6packs so no comment... im a sucker for 6packs :p
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hurhurhur hello buddy!
(yes this is kr's future jcrc pres ya'll)
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THE PREVIEW
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im taller than my partner!.
since its my blog, heres me again
and again
(here veryvery happy and satisfyingly not-fat-looking :))
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the partner segment
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THE AFTER-PARTY!
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much thanks to my uber lovelies who came down to support JUST ME
(not to drink/club blahblahblah but to cheer for me!)
thanks for sitting in the front row and giving me the thumbs up and enthusiastically clapping for me- it made me feel alot less stupid considering i had ppl to look at who actually SMILED at me.
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sarah&ezra
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and of course::)))))))
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and of course,
thanks to all the other ppl who came down to support me!
(or just came down to drink but tried to bluff me that you guys were here to watch me, and all those who wanted to drink AND cheer me on etcetc... aiyah i not fussy lah you got clap for me and think im hot i must thank you alr haha)
everyone from ablk who bothered cheering like hailin jingx, ty, roy, yw etcetcetc , all the ex-ablkers like al, weisheng, joe&co, zhiyong, SHIOKIE! (:D), abang etcetc, other misc ppl like yuka and donno who else and gio too (thanks for the flowers! hah i really actually thought you were joking about them :p)
THANKS GUYS :))
splurged my most EVER on alcohol ($70 i think?) buying drinks for the lovelies who came down to support though -.-
and there arent much photos with others cos i spent 3/4 of the nite after the preview in a drunken haze.
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unfortch, due to the lack of food (read below entry),
i got damn high and damn emo too damn fast.
for a week i lived thinking that i had lost my gorgeous bunch of 12roses and pouch
so that was a week without my matric and ez-link card (but i refused to replace them cos it'd have been my 4th matric card -.-)
but thanks to some kind (but damn slow) souls who took 1 whole week to return them to me, i EVENTUALLY got all of it back.
and although the flowers were semi-wilted at least i can stop emo-ing about their loss and im currently a veryvery happy girl :))
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the stupid flowers that got me all emo
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if i rmb correctly, this was pretty much all i saw at the end of the nites after all the boozing
(haha actually this is just some random pretty pics of lights)
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D&D on fri so more pics then! :D
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assterixx @ 4:01 PM | comment

Monday, September 10, 2007

I HAD A DAMN GOOD SHIT
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it feels good have been finally able to park my ass on the can and feel STUFF actually being EXPELLED from your body.
after 5days of half-hearted poops, i've finally been able to experience a nice satisfying shit.
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because of my crazy schedule, in all of these 5days,
all that i've had to eat has been
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thurs: 3 tiny pieces of fish+1 small deepfried mars bar from chippies+(too much) alcohol
fri: 1/2 a packet of fried rice
sat: 2 salmon sushi+3 pieces of ravioli on the job+(too much) alcohol
sun: 1 scrambled egg/smoked salmon bagel at 10am+mcchicken burger at 2am
AND A FUCKLOT OF ALCOHOL.
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and because charlotte's way of purging out the toxins from alcohol is shitting, can you imagine the PAIN of sitting on the can NOT being able to shit ANYTHING out, all whilst imagining the toxicity killing her poor liver?
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urgh.
so today as unappetizing as it was, i managed to down 1 can of campbells alphabet soup, half a pack of ruffles, 3 cans of coke and half a hashbrown naan today.
all just so i cld finally shit smth out.
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AND IT FINALLY HAPPENED! :))
i think its disturbing that i shld be feeling this contented and happy all over a good crap.
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but in view of my schedule for the next few days, it might be another 3-5days till my next good shit:
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10-12am- rockers prac
10-1am- dance prac
tues
12-6pm- classes
7pm- angel/mortal dinner
8pm- jcrc rally
11-1am- dance prac
wed
12-2pm- class
3-6pm- tuition at bedok
6.30-8.30pm- tuition at tampines
8-12am- d&d techrun
12-2am- rockers prac
thurs
FREE MORNINGGGGGG :))
(where i hope ill finally get to have a good hearty RELAXED meal)
6-7.30pm- fitting
8.30-2am- doorbitching at zouk
fri
full day- D&D
sat
sleep till noon
(yes thats part of my schedule i dont care)
10-12am- rockers prac
12am onwards- sarah's farewell at zouk
sun
10-11.30am- church
12-2pm- tuition at tampines
3-6pm- tuition at bedok
10-12am- rockers prac
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hopefully my sat will be able to be spent with the bestfren:
TO SARAH:
I KNOW I PROMISED LIKE TONS OF THINGS WE NEEDED TO DO TOGETHER BEFORE YOU LEFT BUT AS YOU CAN TELL FROM THE RETARDED SCHEDULE IM SWAMPED UP TILL MY EARS IN STUFFZ.
is ok we still have sat k :)
and of course dec when you finally come back :))
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urgh.
cant wait till this month is over.
D&D will be over.
TGIO will be over.
ill officially step down from blockcomm.
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and then after that its down to muggerdom.
and im actually looking forward to that.
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ps: pictures of bash will be up when my stupid cam decides to start working properly.
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assterixx @ 1:52 PM | comment

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

I'M ONLY HUMAN
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i've always wondered what exactly was wrong with myself,
why everyone else seemed to be doing smth better than me, why i wasnt good at whatever i was doing, why i seemed to be everywhere but nowhere yadayadayada and other existential qns...
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well this morning though after a whole sleepless nite (i blame it on the 11hour nap yest) playing some nokia handphone wannabe tetris game,
i've finally come to revelation:
I WANT TOO MANY THINGS.
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i used to think i was superwoman, so i ended up doing everything,
promising everyone that i could juggle all the commitments.
well i cant.
the worse part is because i've got my foot in everything, i dont do well in anything.
no wait, the fact that i KNOW i can do well in these area make it even worse.
well, i'm finally putting my foot down.
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in order of priority:
school, work (tuition+modelling+events), hall (rockers+block)
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all that basically mean i've gotta work my ass off and no more excuses to my bummy self saying "huhhh but i got this thing that thing on so i cant do so and so".
i guess thats the price that i've gotta pay if i want a nice fat bank account for my-
license+bike+bday trip to somewhere nice+grad trip to aus/us
and thats not even counting in the fact that i might want to extend 1sem in nus just to get my minor in gender studies (oh how i fear graduation so!)
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and thats not even counting in the boy and the frens.
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for everyone getting all worked up and going "huh! but she committed to me too! how can like that!",
i'm veryvery sorry.
i'll try my very best to make it up because at the end of the day, a commitment is still a commitment and a promise is still a promise.
i'll try to keep my end of the bargain.
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but till then, i've gotta learn to say NO to people.
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with that, today through sunday will be crazy:
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9.30am- casting
10.30am- find lecturer to reschedule missed tutorial
11.15am- pageant prep hair+makeup
9pm- pageant preview@dxo
12am- sleep (OK MUST CONTROL CANNOT CHIONG UNTIL TOO LATE)
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friday
9am- tut
10am- lect
12pm- tut
3pm- tuition@bedok
8pm- tuition@tampines
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saturday
9am- photoshoot
2pm- facial appt with the mom
5pm- event (WHICH IM TRYING MY BEST TO WORM OUT OF!)
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sunday
10am- church
12pm- tuition@tampines
3pm- tuition@bedok
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so ill finally get sunday off after 6pm and hopefully saturday evening off too.
*fingers crossed*
but then again, it all starts again on monday.
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new aim: sleep by 2am, wake up by 10am
(yes that may sound normal, but considering my own timing is smth like sleep at 6, wake at 4 thats gonna be a HUGEASS FEAT)
i swear to god i better not fall aslp after the hair&makeup is done cos that'll just buang everything.
or accidentally sleepwalk off the stage during the catwalk haha.
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I MAY BE ONLY HUMAN, BUT I SURE AS HELL AM GONNA BE A FUCKING RICH ONE.
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assterixx @ 5:28 PM | comment

KENT RIDGE HALL BASH 07/08
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so kr's annual bash is on tmr:

Date: 6 September 2007 (Thursday)
Tim
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Venue: DXO
Ticket Price:
Pre-Sale : $12
At Door : $15

Drinks Promotioin:
House pour juggies 1 for 1 @ $41.80 from 9-10pm and 12-1am

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and if you come down, you'll get to catch the krrockers and dancers in action,

as well as a bunch of 10 of us making a fool of ourselves:.

ablk:

charlotte&aeron
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bblk:

elvin&nat.

cblk:

lionel&emily.

dblk:

jiamin&tingkuang

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eblk:

lishi&alvin
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yesyes i know i look horrendous in the photos but thats what happens when you reach the shoot late and the makeup artists' skills are worse than your own, and the photographer keeps asking you to "HAHA BIG SMILE BIG SMILE!". yes excellent, big is good, so much so that i look like a freaking clown -.-

ah well, just come down and have a good laugh lah (although admittedly dxo is pretty much a shithole... hello what do you expect when its opened by NTUC the same place that sells aunties cheap meats and sec sch children chalets?)

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but like i told lishi:

"aiyah, not as if anyone of us wants to win. just dont go onto stage malu yourself can alr."

sounds exciting rite?

so comecome support! :))

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assterixx @ 3:03 AM | comment

Sunday, September 02, 2007

TUITION+TEACHERS DAY
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i've been giving insane amounts of tuition lately,
so much so that i can almost memorize back to back the sec2 history, geog and lit texts, preston's pri/sec/jc guide to english comprehensions AND compositions and longman's pri/sec/jc guide to compositions.
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for all the tuition i give, i bet if i were to retake any english or humanities exam i'd def score an A(* if i were in pri, 1 if i were in sec).
then i wldnt be stuck paying nus school fees every single sem and become an A*scholar (or DSTAR or whatever other scholarship there is out there)
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granted,
the money is good (i get paid once every 2wks ie. 4 lessons! whee neverending cash inflow!),
but seriously, after awhile of teaching the same thing over and over,
it really gets damn old.
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ah well,
the fact that my pri school kids actually wished me happyteachersday+bought me a (very unfortunately unfashionable) top for my gift,
it made their (very unfortunately regular bouts of) stupidity and slowness actually bearable.
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but then again, being a tutor has def made me alot more appreciative of the many tutors that i've had back in my day.
so if any of you have ever tuitioned a very lazy, very slow, always sleepy kid named charlotte chew,
HAPPY TEACHERS DAY TO YOU! :)
thankyou for putting up with my bullshit and helping me get where i am today :))
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assterixx @ 12:57 PM | comment

me!

charlotte
22/10/1986
tkgs-sajc-nus/kr/arts-fulltime parttimer
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