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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

i need tits
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whilst at topshop trying on clothes, i realised that i cld fit into a size6 bandage dress.
no easy feat considering i've always been a size8.
but my happiness quickly dissipated when i realised that altho everywhere else fit like a (very flattering might i add) glove, there was ALOT of empty space at the chest area.
its sup to be a bandage dress for gods sake! meaning tight EVERYWHERE.
and it was.
except at my chest.
meaning.
my tits are smaller than the average size6er.
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to make matters worse, a "friend" that i havent seen in 2 years, told me "i used to have urges (?!) for you, but now the only urge i have is to feed you."
yeah he's not my "friend" anymore obviously.
stupid fat fuck.
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so thats it,
ive decided to go on a food spree.
imma gonna gorge myself till bra salesgirls stop looking w pity filled eyes, asking "A cup for you my dear?"
IVE ALWAYS BEEN A 34B AND PROUD OF IT (other than the occasionaly cheat like going up to a peirre cardin C or 32C hurhur) AND IM GOING TO GET MY TITS BACK ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
just watch me.
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assterixx @ 10:06 AM | comment

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

chickenwings&beer
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im happy today,
watched taken and had really good food (actually awesone) and beers
plus i drove my friends integra arnd the parking lot.
AND someone owes me a bottle of wine.
whats there not to be happy abt.
:)
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assterixx @ 12:02 PM | comment

Saturday, April 25, 2009

NORSTALGILATIC
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miss being young and thinking that the world didnt suck.
(on the other hand, im feeling an extreme form of emotion that i'd rather not disclose due to a certain fact that i've found out abt a certain young un' feeling the opposite of what i'm feeling now in the exact same intensity. wah cryptixxxxx sial.)
was transferring pics to harddrive and stumbled upon some olddddddd photos circa 2003-2005.
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wow fugster man. thats how i generally looked throughout sec/jc. but i looked so hairpyyyyyy. hurhur i rmb the kid :)
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some cip thing to clean up the beach. alot of icky dead fishes that much i rmb. hmmm my eyes seem to have grown bigger since then.
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my blur gang!
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some random photo of fat ben and alvyn showing off.
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this class photo is more complete than our official class photo. think it was cos if we didnt make it, we had to do detention or smth. the dude in green is ac's stand in. faith happy only.
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i was a perv back then too. chai's a c!
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another random girls pic where i seem to have managed to look decent. think its cos the pic is blurry. prob grad day.
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hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhurx19580983274936 just look at me beaming from ear to ear.
wheres my pudding (or was it pie? eh xiu hahaha cant rmb)
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i miss my mousies.
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some random day when we had rag dance.
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and some pic that i stumbled onto on sonia's fb prob from mid yr1.
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ok moral of story is
1) i really need to get a cam cos if not ill end up forgetting stuff that happens
and 2) people need to start telling me if they have old photos (esp sec/jc) sigh gotta suck being born abit too early and missing out on the everyone-has-a-digi-cam era.
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assterixx @ 7:06 PM | comment

Sunday, April 19, 2009

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kill me next time i lose anything.
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assterixx @ 7:26 AM | comment

Monday, April 13, 2009

tioman again
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best dive buddy in the world. really.
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yeah the spazoid is me.
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huge choppy ass waves on day1 saw the rack holding multiple 15kg air canisters snap, one of which HAD to fall on my toe. it bled for 2days straight and now i have to live with consistently stickyish toes cos it keeps pus-ing over. plus i have a mofo of a blister thats driving me crazy cos of the shit fins we were made to wear. rarrr.
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sigh and i used to think sharks were magnificent creatures.
the blurry small-ish thing in the background is a black tipped reef shark who ain't interested in no human meat ya'll.
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apparently sea anemones are poisonous. wish someone told me that BEFORE i touched it.
oh and the real name of these clown fish is False Percula Clownfish (Amphiprion ocellaris). that explains why nemo's father cld never make any good jokes. geddit? geddit? hurhur.
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am prob going again in may.
awesomezzzzzzzzz.
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ps: shena&xiu if you see this, WHEN ARE WE GOING BACK?! the cats miss you lor bunny.
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assterixx @ 11:18 AM | comment

Saturday, April 04, 2009

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and despite me not giving a shit abt what you think anymore, screw you too.
might as well say it since im on a rampage.
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assterixx @ 9:36 AM | comment

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