to conclude the month of may...
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i spent the whole last 2 weeks of may totally slacking- not working (gave all my tuition kids a 3week hol after midterms), which meant getting high, gambling and in general being fucking bo liao.
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fri-
had the name "graveyard queen" bestowed on me at zouk after i proved everyone wrong, and that it IS possible to down 2 cups of drainwater and still remain standing at the end of the nite.
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sat-
pokered
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sun-
helped sarah w her clothes proj, shisha-ed and went grocery shopping for pasta ingredients at 3am in the morning
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mon-
learnt how to cook the pasta (from an actual ex-pastamania chef, thanks paul), went blading, jumped into the pool, gave tuition, and subsequently off to some pub at maxwell to get yewteng's 3 cousins drunk
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tues-
jb for seafood and some bo liao movie abt corrupted cops. but omg, the sticky chewy choc is the exact same price there as in sg which means a more than 50% savings! joy. and jared and i got into a rather interesting conversation regarding the diff preferences of guys and girls and squatting facing door vs wall. apparantly ALL guy face the wall whereas most girls prefer the wall. we deduced it had smth to do w girls and their inability to balance as well as guys.
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wed-
went skating, fell and scraped my ass, mixed my wines and sake at tinhill and nicklebar, fell aslp after messi did his awesome header. then had more fun and went home and slept.
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thurs-
slept till 9pm, woke up for supper and guzzled beer at the at 2am on the beach. got drunk and built sandcastles. hurhur.
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fri-
travelled to a'famosa in malacca for the freedom party, lotsa techno that i cldnt really be bothered w, BUT OMG THEY ONLY SOLD BEER TILL 11.55PM. we reached at 12.02am. fucking frustrating considering i was alr damn emo cos of my eye infection (URGHHHH, i was trying to pull off the nerd cool vibe w my specs, but i think i failed miserably) AND skating injuries. but i guess as compared to zoukout, there were alot less pukers which was a SLIGHT consolation. highlight of the night was def the rides. kinda like an amusement park (haha jared made the joke that they had the ferris wheel cos ferry corsten was spinning) with this AWESOME ride. wish i brought my cam :( got back at 6am and ate youtiao and soyabean at geylang where we started talking abt shitting and how many tissue squares is appropriate to use with what kinda business.
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sat-
woke up at 3pm, paid $50 for some quack doctor to tell me i had an eye infection (NO REALLY, LIKE I DIDNT KNOW), ate laksa, blanched at the hums, got distracted while trying to transfer files to another harddrive, and am now blogging. whilst praying that mj will be on later. so far only a call for poker has been made tho :(
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plan for june- STAY HOME AND STOP SPENDING MONEY.
im suddenly damn ass fucking broke. and i still have to pay for my advanced dive trip and a tentative hk trip.
twice a day lesson, four times a week for the whole of june. fingers crossed that thats enough classes for me to pass driving and keep me at home instead of gallivanting arnd outside and spending more money :(
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HERE WE GO AGAIN
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im really a shit stirrer leh.
i knew JUST KNEW i will kena this kinda shit if i carried on the way i was going, AND SEE LAH NOW MY HOLE IS VERY DEEP AND I CANNOT CLIMB OUT ANYMORE.
smlj.
and honestly, next time a guy tells me "eh you're very funny" im gonna slap him with a dead fish.
i have a love hate rs w nonsense like these multiple sided geometrical shapes.
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i think i have alcohol poisoning.
or poisoning in general im not sure.
think im losing weight again from the sheer amt of excrement my body produces.
mon drank at some ahbeng pub with chinese karaoke all, wed drank whilst playing mj (AND I WON HAHA) and thu drank at some sleazy bar of old men and filipino erm, entertainers (omg my father wld have fit right in, hand stuck on the myriad of bountiful asses like it was second nature).
drinking later and tmr again, fingers crossed it will be yet another cross cultural experience.
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you know how some girls looks damn hot when theyre high?
well im not one of them.
i have concluded that under the influence, i photograph like fuck.
not that thats gonna stop me from drinking anymore tho hahaha.
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YESTERDAY
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i always did like angels&demons better than the da vinci code, and the show def didnt disappoint.
tom hanks hair looked alot less like a dead possum as well.
then we went to drink which was an excellent idea cos after that, i let paul pierce my ear.
no gun, no sterile needles, no sterile studs. hope he doesnt have aids cos i just used the studs that he pulled out of his ear. liquid courage i say.
i was lying in his lap hyperventilating while he stuffed a huge ass needle into the cartilage.
hurt like a mf i tell you.
then angus called and saved me from drunk piercing the other 3 holes which i was planning to do by promising he'd go w me today when i'm sober WHICH HE DOESN'T SEEM TO RMB.
and im just ranting cos im hungry, semi hungover AND DAMN FUCKING CRANKY COS THERES NO FOOD IN THE HSE.
poker again tonite.
been pokering/mjing quite abit in the last month and i think my total winnings from gambling total to abt $400.
i will be the next jennifer harman! hurhur.
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heralding 24 w sex and firewerkz, thats how i wanna go too man.
cant wait for tmr :)))
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IM A SELFISH LITTLE RUNT
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we're all pathetic.
selfish little numskulls who think that life is unfair.
while we all focus on having to work OT, not getting enough money from parents, emo-ing abt random crappy people etc, we've forgotten all abt the people who are really suffering in the world- the hungry, the poor, the dying and the raped (i donno why but i just feel so bad for them).
i used to be charitable- i built houses for the poor, i donated blood, i'm even an organ donor (the type whereby all my body parts can be used for whatever reason. ok fine, i admit i did that partially hoping that i'd get cloned one day :D) and a GOLD award winner for the cip thingy in sec AND jc.
then smth happened to me and i forgot all abt the rest of the people in the world.
the world just became abt what i felt or what i wanted.
urgh,
how did i become so sickening.
so i've decided that im gonna donate blood this wed at some mobile blood donation drive thingy this wed at the national library. (spread the word!)
perhaps saving someone cld also boost my very foul mood too (i guess my selfish side just wont die huh.)
what n1h1 virus? its nth compared to the millions of people dying arnd the world cos of civil war and starvation ok.
i may be no mother theresa, but...
nah, i'll prob nv even be close but it feels good to know that i've rmbed how to be less self centered.
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