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2012-01-23T03:35:00.001-08:00

CNY 2012 (pt1)
(20-23 jan)

not much going on atm.
not cny-ing cos of the grandad.

pt2 MAY come tmr if smth happens at dash berlin tonite BUT i highly doubt so (see below reason) **

breakdown of everyday as such:
sleep approx 14hours per day (since cny weekend)
play approx 10hours per day of sims.

office opens thurs (YAY ONE MORE DAY OF HOL!)
BUT have to follow up on a potentially event wrecking piece of info on wed.
sigh :(

heidi klum and seal divorcing.
feeling an inexplicable sadness.

learnt how to cook sirloin cubes (OMG SO GOOD).
will try it one day.
(KEY INGREDIENT IS WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE MUST RMB!!!)

phuket sounds more promising by the day :D feb4-7!

really missing mj this season :((((((((((((

** was sad that day.
have concluded i am indeed annoying (have been denying it for long long time).
am ESPECIALLY so when drunk.
and now that i am finally old (and getting less cute every year),
i think i had better stop :/
worse is WHEN I DONT RMB being annoying.
so NO MORE GETTING DRUNK.

um, ok and thats it!
minute post since i (once again) clean forgot about this resolution and dont wanna backlog until i just eff it all in the end.

2012-01-11T08:59:00.000-08:00

i just realized i totally forgot my resolution to blog again for 3 whole days zzz.

so im sick-ish. but not an interesting thing to talk about. what IS interesting though...

CRAZY BITCH

i got shouted at by the Crazy Client Cxxxxxx (first name) Cxxxx (last name) from Cxxxx (company) - damn, i am good at alliteration. or i can just stick to her original nickname
- crazy bitch.

haha i do quite like her but shes lazy as hell and likes to have hissy fits and will totally stab us in the back. but at least shes quite shui bian and is very clear on what she wants and doesnt want. strange i prefer clients like this to those who, despite being really nice, always change their minds or cannot make a decision (OK THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE ME).

i innocently got caught in the middle of the whole affair cos i took over from my colleague, so im not too insulted even though she was almost screaming at me (and my colleagues) for being "stupid and totally lacking in common sense".

Firstly, totally not our fault cos we followed her EXACT instructions secondly, she approved of the thing alr herself (but being lazy i bet she missed out a particular portion) which i kindly brought to her attention once again. so in essence, she had no basis of screaming at anyone cos the mistake is due to her unclear lazy instructions and we were unjustly screamed at for being sharp and uber helpful.

ANYWAY, she starts flipping out about "blah blah blah i can't believe all of you are lacking common sense blah blah stupid blah blah my instructions very hard to understand meh blah blah im getting my lashes done and you are disturbing me blah blah blah" smth to that extent.

if i didnt think it was so damn funny and eye roll worthy i wld prob have been abit more affected.

so i sent a very matter of fact email on the pretext of providing friendly options, but of course embedded deep i am subversively pointing out that hey! this is what you approved then so politely rejected but its ok, i am awesome max so here is another alternative for your selection meaning that i rose above your insult and am a super duper client service manager person.

i feel v fulfiled now.
like a guerilla ninja who stabbed someone in the back with a glass shard but the person isnt sure if they accidentally got that wedged into their back OR IF THE GENIUS CUNNING GUERILLA NINJA WHO SHE JUST INSULTED FOR LACKING IN COMMON SENSE AND CLEVERNESS DID IT.

ok end of story just very funny. just thought i'd recount this so ill remember this one very special Blonde Bimbo from Bitchy Bay (wahahahahahaha another one!!!!!!! i am awesome genius cunning guerilla ninja with glass shard shuriken).

2012-01-08T09:12:00.000-08:00

HAPPINESS IS

(for an overworked lazy person ie. me)

1)
being able to wake up WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT even though you know you've already slept waaay too much (today was 4pm after 12hours of sleep).

2)
eating copious amounts of porridge without feeling bloated (porridge just makes me pee alot :/)

3)
having my daily coffee delivered to my doorstep

4)
starting a brand new freshly downloaded (and ciritcally acclaimed!!) series -
HELLO SPARTACUS!

5)
playing my sims 3 guilt free for the entire damn day :)))))

sadness is

1-5
knowing TOMORROW IS MONDAY AND I CANNOT DO ANY OF THE ABOVE ANYMORE

4a)
WHEN MY GAME CRASHED.
lucky i saved it... 2h ago.
GAH.

2012-01-06T11:26:00.000-08:00

today was :

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5 jan
an ok
(same same, woke up late, get bitchy emails from client),
then a not good
(felt old, fat[ter than usual] and my feet hurt),
then a good
(found a fantastic website http://colormekatie.blogspot.com/ and had my fave gin-lime-tonic drink)
day.

one of her random happy cheerful "art installations" where, as a street artist, she goes and does random things like this put a rubber ducky in a puddle during the rainy season, cos that will make people smile.

LOVE her photos!

so now i have to choose :
have so many interests yet so little time to pursue them.
cos i work too much.
cos i need to have money to make my interests come true.
OR
have a really stressful crappy high paying job.
but work less hours.
and i can pursue my interests.

anyway i know my answer.
and i know what job im gunning for.
end 2012.

going universal studios singapore tmrrrrr!
woohoo.

am prob the last person to go in sg.
lucky i have friends who havent as well!
ok i guess that makes me last 4 people to go in sg.

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4 jan

JUST SUCKED.

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shld really stop drinking soon :/
USS!!!!!!!!!

2012-01-04T09:07:00.000-08:00

a random experiment

trying to customize my daily planner.
i think this is (almost) the most effort i've put into anything in my personal life.
AND IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE WORK!
surprisingly.

and i realised im sup to blog everyday, but i didnt yesterday.
simply cos i really didnt have anything eggciting to talk about :(

if i did, it look like this :

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3 jan

got to work early after barely 2 hours of sleep, skin looked like shit but was a good start to work year. (at this point im trying to rmb what i did which is HARD). OH YES. i went to get a scope stuck up my nose, turns out i have a highly deviated septum and am highly allergic with copious (i find that word strange... copious) amount of mucus, both of which i alr knew, but at least the bleeding when blowing is not from cancer! its just a blown vessel. went to pml, oversaw tore down a xmas tree, went to ion, ate copious (hurhur) amounts of yogurt, shopped for a planner, finally found one after 3 hours, went to esplanade to oversee teardown of esplanade car display, bought lime juice, did a taste test between hendricks and gordons gin (no big diff leh :/ my effed up nose means i have limited taste bud sensitivity zzz). watched 5 eps of suburgatory (SO GOOD!), ate a bunch of food for supper. then slept.

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wow ok that was so not interesting la. even writing it made me tired.
but will review situation. maybe ill come back and find this insanely interesting a month down the road.
WE'LL SEE.

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4 jan

so lets try for today -

woke up late (nth exciting to blog abt, just zzz cos after such success on day1, day2 of the year and i alr failed a resolution, sigh), panicked and did a bunch of things at home then set out for work. went back to the cursed esplanade car display (I WILL NV FORGET THIS, SO NO NEED TO BLOG ABT IT, CURSED CURSED CAR DISPLAY), went to ecc, did a bunch of stuff and accidentally became a flasher (haha damn paiseh the guy had to tell my boss to tell me my skirt was too short and that now half of the showroom had seen my ass), ATE A SUPER BIG STEAMBOAT BUFFET OMG CUSTARD PUFF THINGS MMMMMMM and cldnt help myself and had desert after where i overbloated on chocolate lava cake. talked about phuket (yay! feb!). then came back to office to spend sommore time on my organizer. then ill go home, drink sommore gin and lime (with a splash of tonic) (YUMMM) watch more subugatory, REMEMBER TO SET MY ALARM. then sleep. feeling like a whale.

OK LETS SEE IF I WILL SERIOUSLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS.
1 MTH I WILL COME BACK TO REVIEW.

2012-01-02T07:55:00.000-08:00

2012!

2008 to 2010
was a really crappy period. i didnt want to, or rather, didnt know how to, grow up. didnt help that i was emotionally tormented almost everyday (TSKTSK YOU AH).

2011
was rebuilding everything and attempting to grow up.

so finally, 2012
is WHEN I FINALLY GET MY SHIT TOGETHER.
AND BECOME A REAL ADULT.

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resolutions!
(as per every year, its going to be a looooong list).

1a) blog more and/or keep a diary.
so here i am i guess.

so lets start :

1 jan 2012

nubbad nye party where i got to jump into the pool (yay!), drank waaaay too much beer and shots (fun!), cldnt get a cab and took a bus home (lame), fell aslp on the bus and ended up at bukit batok and had to take a cab home (even more lame) and subsequently spent the whole damn day hugging the toilet bowl puking my guts out (lamest).

day passed in a blur trying to keep food down, watching shows, and playing sims 3. meaning i got to do the things i love most (yes i am a geeky loser and proud of it).

decent start to the new year though, if i do say so myself.

2 jan 2012

CUT MY HAIR!

TADAH!

and yes i look exactly the same (just older and rocking waaay bigger eyebags, as compared to 21).
really no point to the picture, just thought i'd get into the spirit of blogging haha.

so from the fantastically shot photo, we move on to resolution 2:

2) take a class in photography so i can take less crappy photographs.

i regret is not starting this younger. feel like the past few years have passed in a blur of boringness (and of course the drinking and blackouts didnt help hah).

also doesnt help that since i take crap photographs, whatever i do snap is crap leading me to believe that, I HAVE BEEN LIVING (a somewhat) CRAPPY LIFE.

so yes, rather than blame my crappy life on crappy photographs, i will take better snapshots and if i conclude at end 2012 after reviewing the photos that my life is still crap, then i guess i need to have another resolution for 2013 to STOP LIVING A CRAP LIFE.

1b) either move blog or do smth abt the blogskin

uh huh. am not 19 anymore. though i still do love gummy bears and happy colors. and yes i do often still get tickled into fits of hysteria.

but yes there is smth supremely wrong with the layout still. AND OMG I JUST REALIZED MY BLOG CAUSES POP UP ADS. GAHHHHH.

so moving on...

1b(i))get to know a web designer or at least con one into doing it for me for free (wahahahaha no being more honorable isnt on the list of resolutions obviously).

1c) start paddling a little deeper in this tidal wave of social media

shall start with twittering (tweeting?).

really bad with all this social media nonsense but if i conquered whatsapp this year, i am so ready for my next challenge. maybe while im at it, i can do this instagram thing? not sure what it is, BUT I WILL BE FORWARD AND TECHNOLOGICALLY NON AWKWARD ANYMORE!

3) join a gym and GO FOR CLASSES

have joined a gym before. but didnt go for classes. which was totally pointless. didnt get totally hot bod like i assumed would come with joining a gym :(

but i do like yoga (thanks groupon for the $30 for 8 classes deal!) so will buy yoga mat tmr and set out to find a good gym to join! still have a ton of sexy "will wear when lose 7kg" dresses to wear zzz.

4) travel

ended the year with roadtrip to see tiesto in sepang, malaysia and bangkok, thailand to get drunk and shop and eat cheap food. have since decided that i am majorly missing out by not travelling.

doing phuket is feb and sydney in oct (gonna try to squeeze in new zealand to finally finally jump off that plane!)
diving sometime when the season starts (hopefully arnd indonesia or philipines!). and china in april (my fingers are super crossed on this).

so thats the tentative list but of course subject to change (most major factor being bankruptcy zzz).

5) DO SOME CHARITY WORK

feels terrible to be selfish.
need to find someway to give back to the community.

6) BE MORE ORGANIZED

after years of not keeping track of anything finally culminating in getting fined for forgetting to file for taxes, i have decided there is a dire need for me to start opening my letters esp marked "IMPORTANT". now that i FINALLY applied for my i/c, i can FINALLY get my singpass and i can FINALLY file for taxes.

yay all part of being a grown up i guess.

and i want to finally organize my magazines, tv shows, movies, music, clothes, shoes and email. all of these things are just in a huge blob rite now. sigh.

7) STOP BEING LATE FOR EVERYTHING

prob the most important resolution. and the one i am least willing to change. but i know i have to.

i mean ive gotten away with 25 years of being late for EVERYTHING. but its terribly inconsiderate i guess.

SO MUST CHANGE.

god this is going to be so freaking harddddddddddd.

8) all other minor resolutions :
a) finally get my hands on the medium ysl chyc cabas in yves klein blue (shallow but i dont care)
b) maybe take cooking lessons for dummies (this wldnt be here if i paid more attention in home ec class)

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OK FINE ADMITTEDLY EVERY SINGLE YEAR MY RESOLUTIONS ARE THE SAME. and i highly likely will not achieve a single one (point 3, 6 and 7 being smth i vow at the beginning of every month since 2003).

but i guess it doesnt feel like a fresh start to a new year without this list.

so heres to a better 2012!
(world, i know what the mayans are saying but please dont end yet ok, im only just getting my life in order!)

2011-12-12T11:47:00.001-08:00

been wanting to come back to blogging.
BUT NO TIME!!!!!!!!

super love and look forward to life nowadays.
super super super.
diablo3.
sherlock holmes 2.
game of thrones s2.
true blood s5.
revenge. up all night. new girl. person of interest. grimm. once upon a time. suburgatory. american horror story. ringer. homeland.
i measure how much there is to look forward to life by how much crap there is to watch.
cant decide how sad that is.
BUT ITS NOT SAD ENOUGH TO MAKE ME SAD.
IM AS HAPPY AS A BIRD :))

2011 is ending soon.
SOON SOON SOON!
the only thing accomplished this year was that I WATCHED SO MUCH MORE TV!!!!!
not enough movies tho.
tv and movies (and magazines AND MY WEEKLY 8DAYS) are to me the tiesto and avb on trance addicts.
so no.
i am not ashamed of being tragically uncool for being unable to enjoy dash berlin and who else have you.
COS I HAVE TV. AND MOVIES. and magazines :)
ok ive gone tragically bonkers.

2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEED. TO. START. BLOGGING. AGAIN.